LoveYou787982 dares:
I dare everyone to FaceTime/Zoom/Skype any member they want but they must be human or bot.

Medix: *sitting in her lab* you all can guess who's gonna call me fir-

Hotshot, from down the hall: *audibly on FaceTime* WASSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAPPPP

Wedge, from the other end of the hall: *also audibly on FaceTime* WASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA-

Hotshot: AAAAHHHHHHHH

Wedge: AHHHH-

Hotshot: *gets decked with a wrench when he passes by Medix's lab, Wedge laughing his ass off over FaceTime*

*later*

Medix: *sees an incoming Skype from an unknown user* *answers*

Scorch: *over Skype* heyy-

Medix: *ends the call*

*later*

Whirl: *over FaceTime* oh honey no...

Medix: *looking at her through FaceTime as she wears the same clown wig Chase wore in Season 1 of RB* hey clown college is super cheap this time of year!

Whirl: *facepalming* trust me, you don't belong there...

Medix: hey I'm a clown for thinking Hotshot would FaceTime me first!

Whirl: *snaps to attention* he didn't??

Medix: nope! He called Wedge instead!

Whirl: *sets her phone down* hang on babe (girl slang just go with it) I'll handle this.

*3 minutes later, after some roughhousing*

Medix: *gets a FaceTime from Hotshot and pees herself laughing*

Clownshot: *not amused as he has a full face of clown makeup on and has a red wig, also wearing a big red nose*

Whirl: *honks the nose*

Clownshot: *swats her servo away* STOP THAT.

Whirl: DO IT.

Hotshot: *in a higher pitched, nasally voice* hi welcome to Chili's.

Medix: *falls off her chair she can't breathe*

*later*

Whirl: *in the middle of a FaceTime in her room*

Hoist: *walks in, looking ready for some "fun"* hey~

Whirl: *turns around to reveal who she's talking to* hey honey! Wanna say hi to my parents?

Bumbleblurr: *oh don't worry, they saw the look*

Hoist: *has already left Earth*

*later*

Medix: *over FaceTime* you're not funny.

Wedge: *on other end* oh I think I'm hilarious.

Medix: give him back!

Wedge: he invited himself in!

Medix: *as Hotshot's "you dragged me" was ignored* don't make me do it...

Wedge: do what? Throw your heel at me?

Medix, from down the hall: MR. FLAPPY!!!

*Academy starts rumbling*

Hotshot: *to Wedge* oh God...

Wedge: no. Don't tell me-

Hotshot: *as thousands of bats bust into Wedge's room* THE BATS.

Wedge:

Bats: *two groups section off to mess with Wedge and the other to take Hotshot back to his fiancée*

Medix: *smirking as Mr. Flappy is seated on her shoulder, watching Hotshot be brought over to her in her lab* your dad is going to kill me.

Hotshot: *as Heatwave loses his fucking mind way on the other side of the Academy* I don't doubt that.

*later*

Recruits: *all get together on a Zoom call*

Medix: *answers and is seen in a barn, cleaning up after cattle* Wedge I swear to God if-

Wedge: tipped any cows yet?

Medix: Hotshot, I will bond with you tonight if you go bodyslam Wedge.

Hotshot: *has already left his room, yelling out* HELL YEAHHHHHHH

Wedge: *is shortly bodyslammed by his bro*

Hotshot: *on Wedge's cam* NO TAKEBACKS!

Medix, immediately: I smell like cow manure.

Hotshot: AND I SMELL LIKE WEDGE, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

Wedge: HEY-

Recruits: *the council agrees*

Medix: *realizes what this means* wait-

Hotshot: I SAID NO TAKEBACKS!

*spoiler. Medix took it back*

*Hotshot was not happy and cuddled Wedge that night*

A/N: damn this part gave off such RBA RP (No OCs) vibes

(Only those who are in the RBANerds Community (thanks for 100+ members btw!) Know what I'm talking about :p)

Also, IDontLikeITGaming "Clownshot"