StarylightMoon asks:
Recruits. Who do y'all ship Optimus with?

Hoist: *working on a project* Ratchet.

Whirl: *hanging from a ceiling beam* Ratchet.

Wedge: *not giving a fuck* Ratchet.

Hotshot: *playing with a soccer ball* my future uncle-in-law.

Medix: *walks in* what?

Hotshot: *kicks the ball too hard against the wall* NOTHING *gets smacked in the helm with the ball*

Medix: *looks at the ask and looks at the camera* oh. Did I fail to mention that my uncle Ratchet is married to Optimus?

Recruits: HE'S WHAT-