57642re asks:
Ratchet did you know about your nephew's sex tape? (Referring to Dare #49)

Ratchet:

Wedge: *nonchalantly pulls out the video from Primus knows where and walks out of the room to let Ratchet watch*

Ratchet, when he finishes the video:

*later*

Hotshot: *walking into his room*

Ratchet, sitting on a chair and holding something: hello, Hotshot.

Hotshot:

Ratchet: why don't you sit down. Let's chat for a little while, maybe even get to know each other more.

Hotshot, nervously: yeah I'd love to but I've really got to do this important thing-

Ratchet: it can wait.

Hotshot: but it can definitely wait, sir!

Ratchet: great! Now sit.

Hotshot: *immediately sits down*

Ratchet: so. I've finally been asked something rather interesting- put that phone down and look at me when I speak to you.

Hotshot: *was trying to see what the Ask was but yeets his phone away* yes sir!!

Ratchet: so I've been asked if I've seen a certain video about you and my beloved nephew doing something rather... intimate.

Hotshot: *nervous sweating*

Ratchet: Wedge was more than happy to show me what the video was. And oh... it was intimate.

Hotshot: *pretty sure his spark has stopped working*

Ratchet: so, I've got one question to ask you.

Hotshot: y-yes s-sir...?

Ratchet: do you like being alive?

Hotshot: .....yes?

Ratchet, pulling out a shotgun:

Not even a second later:

Medix: don't you DARE think about killing my husband.

Ratchet: you're not even married.

Medix: you're right! *carries his frightened hubby away from sunshine* you're not invited to the wedding!

Ratchet: *old man noise* I'll kill him someday...

Medix, in the background: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN WHILE I'M STILL AROUND!

Ratchet: *more old man noises*