Chica: XD hey can you go skydiving off mount Rushmore?

Pacifica: 0_0

Pacifica inhaled, feeling like she was going to fall to her knees, onto the ground, roll up into a giant ball of snow and ram a bunch of 6 year olds skiing. (A/N: I have. It was an accident and the kid shook it off pretty quickly.) She could barely hear over the whirling sounds of the propellers holding her shaking body up in the air. But, suddenly, a hand gripped her shoulder, snapping her out of her thoughts.

Dipper: Hey. It's gonna be o.k. Trust me. I do this ALL the time.

Pacifica: You skydive?

Dipper: ...Sort of? I fall from high positions a lot.

Pacifica: Is it fun?

Dipper: Oh yah! Sometimes I go on top of cliffs and just THROUGH myself off.

Pacifica:.... I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not.

Dipper: I sure hope it was.

Their conversation was suddenly cut off by a blaring female voice, trying to overpower the sounds of the helicopter.

Instructor: ALRIGHT!!!! YOU'RE ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF THIS PLANE AT A HIGHT OF 24,000 FEET!!!!
Pacifica: IS THAT REASURING?!?!
Instructor: NOW!!!! BEFORE WE START, I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MR. TALL BROWN AND HANDSOME!!!

The instructor waltz over to Dipper, putting her arm around his shoulder.

Dipper: I HAVE A GRILFRIEND!!!

Instructor: WHO?!?!

Dipper pointed sheepishly as Pacifica, giving the instructor a weird look. Pacifica, on the other hand, had the face of a demon, angered and ready to charge.

Instructor: I SEE....

She said, walking over to Pacifica.

Instructor: REMEBER, PULL THE CORD AT 3000 FEET!!!!

Pacifica: O.K.!!! WHEN DO I-

Pacifica was cut off by the instructor pushing her out of the plane. Dipper rushed to the opening in the helicopter, seeing Pacifica's parachute almost instantly open the second she was in the air. Dipper let out a sigh of relief, looking back to the instructor annoyed.

Instructor: WHAT?! IT'S THE BEST PART OF MY JOB!!!