Kitty:I dare you to eat a candy bacon and a cat ear because in China they do also ask Dipper what his favorite type of Jello is

Pacifica ran into the mystery shack as quickly as she could and locked the doors.

Stan: Why do you feel the need to do that? I've got customers!

Pacifica: Sorry! It's just-

There was a loud knock on the door.

Pacifica: Oh no! I'm too late! Someone hide me!

Dipper heard Pacifica and ran down the stairs as fast as he could.

Dipper: What's wrong?!

Pacifica looked out the window, only to be met with another face.

Pacifica: AHHH!!!

Dipper: Who is that?!

There was a final pound on the door. Pacifica ran and ducked under a table. Dipper inched towards the door and slowly opened it to see a sweet looking old lady.

Dipper: Uh. Hi? I'm Dipper. Who are you ma'am?

Woman: Oh! Your so nice! My grand daughter is so lucky! Where is she!? Bobby! Get my bags!

Behind the woman was a young man holding her bags.

Bobby: Miss Sam. Your hearing aid.

Granny Sam: Oh! Yah! I forgot!

Grand mother Sam pressed a button and a little beep could be heard.

Granny Sam: Now, were where we? Do you know where my daughter is?

Dipper looked towards the table that Pacifica was hiding under and saw as she shook her head vigorously.

Dipper: Uh....... No?

Pacifica looked at Stan suddenly to see his mouth opening.

Pacifica: *Thinking* Oh don't do it.

Stan: I do! She's right there.

Pacifica: *Thinking* Oh my God.

Granny Sam walked over to the table Stan was pointing to and lifted the sheet up.

Granny Sam: Darling! What where you doing under that table!? You don't know where it's been.

Pacifica: *Sigh* Hi granny Sam.

Granny Sam: That's more like a greeting.

Dipper: *Clears throat* Hello. Uh, what's going on?

Pacifica: This is my grandmother. Granny Sam.

Granny Sam: Come on dear. I have presents!

Pacifica: .......Great......Just- give me some time with my boyfriend.

Granny Sam: Oh Yes! *Sniff* It's just *Sniff* It feel like yesterday that you where bullying that adorable Dipper kid you liked.

Dipper: Why did everyone say I was adorable?! Wait. What?

Granny Sam walked out and smiled back at Pacifica.

Dipper: Bullied?

Pacifica: What's so weird bout it? I bullied everyone when I was a kid.

Dipper: Yah. But you didn't do it after the party. *Gasp* Pacifica! Did you-

Pacifica: Yah! O.k. Don't make a big deal about it. I liked a A LITTLE.

Dipper: Yah. Sure. Hey, so what's so bad about her? She seems really nice.

Pacifica: Ugh! She's been all around the world.

Dipper: So?

Pacifica: She's constantly bringing back weird foods for me to eat.

Dipper: Like what?

Almost like she was listening, Granny Sam opened the door again folding a cat ear and candy bacon. Dipper retaliated at the sight of the cat ear by throwing up in his mouth before swallowing it.

Dipper: *Whispers* oh.... God.

Granny Sam: Surprise! Eat up my little angel!

Pacifica: I- actually, I already had cat ears.

Dipper: I'm gonna go.

Dipper was about to walk out the door, when Pacifica grabbed his sleeve.

Pacifica: *Whisper* Please stay with me. I'm scared.

Dipper sighed and sat back down.

Granny Sam: Come on! Num num!

Pacifica picked up the bacon candy and ate it without a problem. She definitely took her time eating it, trying to stall. When the candy was finished, she began to walk off.

Pacifica: O.k. That was nice! I'm going now!

Granny Sam: But you haven't finished! Come back here!

Pacifica: *sigh* Fine.

Pacifica sat back down, still clinging to Dipper's arm and held the cat ear in her hand.

Dipper: I can't watch. I geez.

Dipper put his head in his hands and looked down at the table they where sitting at in disappointment. Pacifica took the ear and quickly shoved it into her mouth, chewing it as quick as she could and swallowed. Dipper looked at her once he knew it was o.k. to look and saw her discussed face.

Pacifica: I-I- I ate a house pet's ear.

Dipper: That's a new one.

Pacifica: I need to go.

Granny Sam: Wait. I'm hungry. Make me something.

Pacifica: This isn't my house. I can't-

Granny Sam: NOW! Please.

Dipper: *Sigh* Go ahead. I usually do the grocery shopping these days anyways.

Pacifica sighed again and looked at the fridge. She opened it to see tons of food.

Pacifica: How about some chicken?

Granny Sam: Heavens no! I need something soft to eat.

Dipper: We have some Jello in the cabinets.

Pacifica: Thanks.

Granny Sam: What's your favorite kind of Jello?

Dipper: I guess-

Granny Sam: How rude of you! You didn't even ask what kind of Jello he wanted Pacifica! Apologize!

Pacifica: I'm...... Sorry.

Granny Sam: Now what do we say Dipper?

Dipper: It's o.k.

Granny Sam: Pacifica. NOW what do we say?

Pacifica: Ugh! Dipper. What's your favorite Jello?

Dipper Looked at her jokingly and held back a laugh.

Pacifica: What?

Dipper: I'd have to say my favorite kind of jello is-

Pacifica: Don't you say it.

Dipper: It's-

Pacifica: Dipper!

Granny Sam: Don't interrupt him dear. Go on Dipper.

Dipper: Strawberry.

Pacifica: Oh. I thought you where going to say-

Dipper: -And Dipper.

Pacifica: Oh my God!