Mon: I dare paz to get everyone that dipper hates in one party with monsters and dipper will probably kick there butts and become the most popular right after dipper becomes the most popular

3 days later

Dipper sat in the living room reading his journal, wondering how the girls where doing on the camping trip. And right on queue like magic, Mabel and Candy ran through the door, screaming with joy and laughing uncontrollably.

Mabel: That was so much fun!! I can't believe we did that!

Candy: Yah! I haven't had fun like that with you for years!!!

Dipper: Hey, Mabel. How was it?

Mabel: A-

Candy: -maz-

Mabel: -ing!!

Dipper: O...K. Where's Pacifica?

Mabel: Who? Oh Yeah! She should be right behind us, right?

Candy: I thought- Oh! There she is!

Mabel, Dipper and Candy looked to where she was pointing and saw Pacifica, dirty and wet, holding some kind of small golden statue.

Dipper: PACIFICA!?

Pacifica: H-hey Dipper... *Pant*... Man. I-I'm tired. Geez....

Dipper: Come in side. You need to sit down.

Dipper grabbed Pacifica's shoulder and guided her into the living room. He turned around to see Mabel and Candy STILL jawing on about what happened and laughing.

Mabel: Remember when you- and then she- and that other guy- HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Candy: I know!! HAHAHAHA!! That was so cool when you! And we- *Sigh* That was so much fun!

Dipper: *Ahem* Would you guys mind telling me what happened to Pacifica?

Mabel: Nothing much..... Just stole that statue from a witch! We're rich!!! I'm finally getting that talking horse!!!

Dipper: A witch?! What is wrong with you guys!? Don't you remember the witch Stan-

Mabel: Yah. Yah. Yah. I remember. But look.

Mabel held her hands out to show him them.

Mabel: Daren Jr., Mike, Kim, Pinky, Lucy, Bob, John, Waddle's the third, Henry, AND Jack are all there.

Candy: Who names there ring finger Pinky?

Dipper: Who cares? Anyways, she was a hand witch. That was her thing. Stealing hands. What kind of witch was this?

Mabel: She had pointy ears, green eyes, and a tail. What kind of witch is that?

Dipper: Wait a second.....

Dipper picked up his journal and flipped through the pages.

Dipper: Here we go! Witched. Let's see... Dog witch. Left sock witch. Right sock witch. Keys witch..... *Hmm* Here we go... *Gasp*

Pacifica: WHAT?!

Dipper: Monster witch....

Mabel: Oh no. You know what this means?

Dipper: Yah....

Mabel: We're off Scott free!

Dipper: Mabel!

Mabel: Come on! We don't have any monsters! The most that witch did was make this town a little more boring.

Dipper: You don't get it!

Mabel: Don't worry! Come on Candy! Let's go to the diner!

Candy: Sure! By DIPPER............ by Pacifica... >:)

Dipper: Guys! You don't- *Door slam* Get it..... UGH!!!!

Pacifica: What's wrong?

Pacifica began to sit up in the chair and pushed the golden statue off of her lap.

Dipper: You know monsters are bad.

Pacifica: No duh! Everyone knows that.

Dipper: Well, what kind of curse would it be if someone took the monsters AWAY?

Pacifica: To be honest, that sounds like your worst nightmare. Then this town would really be boring. But, go on.

Dipper: The journal says that the with will SEND them our way.

Pacifica: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Dipper: Actually, it's more like this....

Dipper handed her the journal and flipper to a certain page.

Dipper: Touching this statue thing will attract them. If you stop touching it, it'll stop attracting them. It's almost like some kind of magnet. How long have you been caring that thing exactly?

Pacifica: Uuuhhh..... 3 hours... Haha....

Just as she said that, an evil one eyes pink fluffy dragon tor the ceiling off.

Dipper: Oh no! It's a.... *Flips through journal*.... Cotton candy cyclops? *Flips journal page* with wings and flaming death rays!?!? WHY IS THIS ON THE NEXT PAGE?!

The dragon swung his head back and drew a deep breath, building up pressure until a flaming ray shot right for Pacifica. Dipper ran up to her and pushed her out of the way.

Pacifica: Dipper! Hurry! Slay it with your sword thing or whatever!

Dipper: I can't!

Pacifica: WHAT!?

Dipper: Stan said I couldn't use my weapons until I'm as old as him! After I almost died, he baby-fide everything for me! To be honest, your not even supposed to be here right now!

Pacifica: WHAT?!

Dipper: Yah! Pretty bad timing right?!

Pacifica: Don't you have ANYTHING?!

Dipper was about to say something when he saw that the dragon was drawing another breath. He grabbed Pacifica's Wrist and dragged her through the hall ways until they where upstairs. Dipper and Pacifica quickly slid under Mabel's bed and tried to keep quiet.

Dipper: *Whispers* Like I was saying, I have a freeze poison, but it only lasts for 20 (A/N: 1) Minutes an that's not going to be enough time to defeat all the monsters.

Pacifica: *Whispers* Let's just try it. *Regular voice* We need something!

Dipper: Sssshhh!!!

Pacifica: Oh come on! Like it could hear us from up here.

Dipper pulled out his journal one more and flipped to another page, handing it to her.

Pacifica: The cotton candy cyclops... *Mumbles*.... Wings... Death ray.... Flames.... And- IMPECCABLE HEARING!?

Just like that, the monster bursts through the flooring of the room and came eye-to-eyes with Pacifica and Dipper. The monster began to roar a loud roar, showing them his gigantic mouth, giving Dipper his chance. He reached into his jacket and pulled out the poison, throwing it into the monsters mouth. The roar instantly stopped, for the monster was now frozen in an angry pose.

Dipper: That gives us some time. I have to get my weapons back. Come on.

Dipper and Pacifica jumped down the hole that was created by the monster and raced for Stanley's room. Dipper opened the door, only to see Stan standing at the door.

Dipper: Stan!

Stan: Kid! What did I tell you about going into my room?

Dipper: But Stan- Didn't you hear the monster?!

Stan: Ha! Kid. I can't hear anything without my hearing aid these days and- Hey! She's not aloud here!

Pacifica: Mr. Pines. I know your feelings towards me but you have to understand-

Stan: Stop right there little miss Gravity falls, I don't understand anything rational! I don't want you near Dipper anymore! 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, you guys aren't even in a relationship!

Dipper: Grunkle Stan! Stop! I need my weapons!

Stan: Why? So you can give them to your hay-wire girlfriend?! I don't think so!

Dipper: We don't have time for this! Let me through!

Stan: Yah right kid! Not happening!

Pacifica: Can we stop this please?! There's no time for a teen fighting with an old man.

Stan: Your right brat! A fight would be great right now!

Dipper: Stan! I'm not gonna fight you! We don't enough time for this!

Stan: What? Afraid to take on your old man?

Dipper: Your not my dad!

Stan: Dad Shmad! I don't see why someone of my age can't use that line to beat up his teen age grand son.

Dipper: If I fight you... Will you let me get my weapons?

Stan: Ha! Kid, if you can beat me, I'll let you bring your crazy girlfriend here again.

Pacifica: Dipper!

Dipper: It's o.k.! This won't take long.

Stan: That's what you think! But this WON'T take long..... For me.

Stan readied his fists. As did Dipper. Stan swung his right, giving Dipper the advantage to sweep past his arm and quickly sweep up his weapons that where laying there lazily. Stan turned around with an angry look.

Stan: You tricked me!

Dipper: Learned from the best.

Stan was about to take another step forward when he got an idea. He backed up and blocked the door way by widening himself, pushing his giant shoulders against the door frame.

Stan: Hay! Try getting past me now kid! I'm an unmovable force!

Pacifica: Dipper! Are you still there? I can't see you!

Stan: That's right! And you never will! Yes! Finally! All that stealing birthday cakes and siting on the couch have finally paid off! Take that Stanford! I told you it would come in handy!

Stanford looked up to the sealing where he heard his name being called from above him.

Ford: WHAT?!
Stan: I said... YOU WHERE WRONG!!!

Ford: I can't hear you!!

Stan: What?!

While they where screaming, Pacifica bent down to Stan's legs and waved to Dipper. She pointed to her watch. Only five more minutes! Dipper looked up at Stan who was still yelling and saw a small space above his head. It was a small chance but he had to take it. Dipper backed up to get a running start and took a deep breath. Pacifica backed up. She knew what he was going to do. Dipper let a rip and ran forwards, jumping and screamed:

Dipper: Stan said you where wrong!!!!!!!

The room was suddenly silent. Everyone paused. Then, in the other room, they could hear the vending machine open up and loud foot steps walking towards them. Then, from the corner of Stan's eye, he could see Ford, filled with rage and anger.

Ford: Why don't you say it..... TO MY FISTS!!!!

Ford let out a punch so hard that it knocked Stan out of the way of the door. Dipper quickly dashed through the door with the weapons still in his hands.

Pacifica: Wow. I really thought you where going to jump through that little space above Stan's head.

Dipper: *Running up stairs* Are you kidding me?! That's like three inches! I'd have to be like the size I was when I was 12.

Pacifica: Yah right.

Dipper: *Stops running* What's that mean?

Pacifica: Your head would get stuck in the door.

Dipper: Psh! You w-

Dipper was interrupted by the continue of the roar that was interrupted before.

Dipper: Come on! I have a plan!

Pacifica: What?!

Dipper took out the journal once more and flipped the pages.

Dipper: It states that the monster is completely made out of cotton candy. Blood and all!

Pacifica: So!?

Dipper: So-

Dipper was once more interrupted by the roar of different monsters.

Pacifica: oh great! More monsters!

Dipper: Not quite. We don't need to get ride of all of them. Just one!

Pacifica: What do you-

Pacifica looked at Dipper as he raced up stairs where the monsters head was. Dipper took one giant swing and *Swoosh* The monsters head was clean off. Cotton candy and pink sugar water began to squirt everywhere. The monsters slowly stopped roaring and growling and bent down to pick up the cotton candy. The monsters began to sniff and lick the candy, quickly shoving it into there mouths after words. (A/N Wow. One heck of a girly ending. Sort of.)

Pacifica: Wait. What?

Dipper: Wait for it.....

Pacifica looked down at the monsters who all at once ran off into the forest puking up pink candy.

Pacifica: Eewww. But I don't get it.

Dipper: It used to happen when I ate too much cotton candy as a kid.

Pacifica: Ohhh...

5 minutes of monster puke watching

Pacifica: Man. That was gross AND entertaining!

Dipper: Yah. I agree. Hey. You wanna go see how the unmovable force is doing?

Pacifica: Yah.

Dipper and Pacifica walked into Stan's room, only to see a beat up Stan and a tired Ford.

Stan: Your just lucky *Groan* I went easy on you.

Dipper: Stan! Oh man! I am SO sorry!

Stan: You should be. *Stands up* Now- *Stretches* why did you need those weapons? And why are you guys covered in *Sniff sniff* Cotton candy and sugar water?

Dipper: It was a cotton candy cyclops.

Ford: Really? I haven't seen one of those in years.

Pacifica: Yah. I think I need a shower.

Stan walked out of his room, only to step back to see the shack destroyed, puking monsters, cotton candy and a pink dragon head laying where his car should be.

Stan: Oh-

Ford: My-

Stan: My car!!!

Ford: My house!!!

Stan: How are we going to pay for this?!

Pacifica: Hmmmm.

Dipper: Good question.

Pacifica: I could pay for this.

Ford: No way little lady. I don't want anything YOU have to offer.

Dipper: Well, there is one other option.

3 hours later

Stan: I'm glad we could come to an agreement.

Man: Ah yes! This statue will be a great addition to my collection of gold trinkets that no one know's what they do. Here's your check Mr. Pines.

The man quickly handed him the check and picked up the golden statue, crouch walking to his car.

Stan: No, no, no. The pleasure's all my Mr...

Stan looked down at the check the man gave him and looked back up in surprise.

Stan: CheepMc-cheepscape!?

Stan looked again and was even more surprised at what he wrote for the amount the man paid.

Stan: Twenty bucks?!

CheepMc-cheepscape: HAHA! See you never!!

Just as he said that, a giant man eating bird monster picked him up and his car. There was pure silence for a moment.

Pacifica:.... Anyone up for some duck-tective?

Stan: I do hate you.... But your lack of caring is compelling.... Fine. Just this once.

Dipper: Yah!

Pacifica: Wahoo!

Stan: I just feel like something's missing.....

Suddenly, thousands and thousands of dollars fell from the man's car that was being kept in his trunk.

Stan: There it is!

(A/N I hope you guys liked this one. I wanted to make it more like the show so I thought I'd some comedy and be a little more unexpected. Sorry I haven't updated lately. I've been busy with school and like, not caring. By the way, I don't want to have to go back and look for the ask's and dare's you guys made so if you guys could just write them below that would be great.)