Mabel: I dare Pacifica to punch Robbie in the face and say you never try to kiss me you got it because I'll sue you

Pacifica: Will pleasure!

Pacifica and Dipper began walking in the mall, looking for something to wear for Dipper's party tonight.

Dipper: You don't have to buy something new. It's just a party.

Pacifica: That's the point! I need to become more popular again!

Dipper: your popular to me.

Pacifica: that's sweet Dip, but I need everyone to think I'm popular.

Dipper: O.k. I'm going to the bathroom. I'll catch up with you.

She began to walk for a while longer when someone grabbed her hand.

Robbie: Hey baby. Where you been?

Pacifica: Robbie?! What are you doing here?!

Robbie: It's the mall. I can go here if I want to.

Robbie began to pin her up against the wall and push her wrists down so she couldn't move.

Pacifica: Robbie! Get off of me!

Robbie: What's going to stop me?

Dipper: Excuse me, I think you've got the wrong girlfriend.

Robbie: Dipper!

Robbie instantly got away from her and faced Dipper.

Dipper: How many times do we have to go over this? Stay away from my girlfriend you zombified Gothic freak!

Robbie: I'm not afraid of you! Your still just a little dweeb.

Dipper: A little dweeb who's beaten you up twice. Your not even taller than me any more either. Just get out of here.

Robbie: No! You. Me. Outside now. We'll see who's the real man.

Dipper: Fine. Do you ever learn?

Robbie: Ha! Not since I dropped out of high school.

Dipper: Wow. That explains a lot.

Robbie: What? I don't get it.

5 minutes later

dipper and Robbie stood on opposite sides of each other in a field of grass. Pacifica sat by Dipper and looked up at him.

Pacifica: Dipper? Do we have to do this? Can't we go back to the mall?

Dipper: No.

Pacifica: Dipper. Who cares if you walk away from the fight? We already know you would win. Besides, I wouldn't look down at you.

Dipper: It's not about that. I've been taking him easy. I've only been winning the battles. Now I need to win the war.

Pacifica looked up at him oddly but she soon understood what he meant. She scooted away from him, knowing he was going to ran at Robbie with great force. She could see it in his eyes. It was silent for a moment, when Robbie yelled as loud as he could and lunged forward with a sloppily made fist. Dipper quickly dodged it and grabbed the back of his neck, punching the middle of his back. Robbie grunted as he fought back the pain. Dipper shoved him to the ground and began to kick him. Robbie tried to get up but every time, Dipper kicked him back down. At one point, Robbie was able to stand up quick enough and ran forward at Dipper with the same sloppy fist. Dipper caught the fist before Robbie could land it on his face. Then, Dipper began squeezing it tighter and tighter until it was unbearable and Robbie's finger was about to break. Robbie screamed loudly as nervous sweat began to build up. Robbie tapped on Dippers closed fist, signifying that he gave up. Dipper knew what he was trying to say and finished by lunging Robbie forward, still holding his closed fist, and landing him on his back.

Dipper: Stay away from my girlfriend.

Robbie: Hey... Stop speaking for your girlfriend. Let her choose.

Dipper: What?!

Pacifica: Dipper. It's o.k. I've got this.

Pacifica bent down to face Robbie. There noses so close to touching, Pacifica gazed into Robbie's soulless eyes. As she inched closer to him, she pulled her arm back and punched him as hard as he could, breaking his nose. (A/N What did you think I was going to say?)

Pacifica: Try to kiss me again and I will sue you! That is sexual harassment, you weirdo!