Maria: Dare to candy kiss in dipper and peaceful slap and a punch in the face candy ;)

Pacifica: I'll try.

Candy was walking around the streets when she saw Dipper. Naturally, she walked up to him.

Candy: Hey Dipper. *Puckers lips *

Dipper: Ugh! Hey Candy.

Candy: So, I was wondering. Since you and I are such good friends-

Dipper: We're not friends.

Candy: What ever! I was just wondering if maybe you'd like to date the most popular girl in gravity falls.

Dipper: I am. Bye now.

Candy: Why are you so difficult?!

Dipper: Why can't you take a hint?

Suddenly, a limo stopped a couple of feet away from them. Then, Pacifica walked out and saw Candy and Dipper looking at her.

Pacifica: Candy? What are you doing here?

Candy: Taking what belongs to me!

With that said, Candy got on her toes and kissed Dipper on the lips. Dipper quickly pushed her away and began to spit on the ground in disgust.

Pacifica: CANDY!!!!!

Pacifica lunged forward, throwing a power punch and then a slap of anger.

Pacifica: Stay away from him!!!

Candy: Finally fighting back huh? Until next time bleach.

Dipper:......I think I hate her.

Pacifica: Me too.