Dragon: I dare you to take a mud bath.

Pacifica: O_O

Mabel laughed, watching sweet little Waddles roll around in his favorite mud puddle.

Mabel: SO CUTE!!!!!! XD

As she watched her sweet pet pig Waddles, who was still gleefully rolling around in the moisturizing puddle, Pacifica happily strolled by.

Pacifica: Ew, mud!

Mabel: Paz. Don't you know anything? Pig + mud = CUTENESS EXPLOSION!!!! In fact, pig plus anything would have the same outcome.

Pacifica scoffed slightly at this remark, completely disagreeing with her.

Pacifica: I prefer my pigs in bacon form.

Mabel gasped at this statement, whisking herself to Waddles side, plugging his tiny pink ears.

Mabel: Animals are people too, you know! How would you feel if someone sautéed you and surved you to a family of 5?!

Pacifica: Chill Mabes, he's just an animal.

Mabel was shocked by this sudden statement, looking up at Pacifica. She stood up, finally eye to eye with her.

Mabel: You should know, pigs as 6 times smarter than any ANIMAL I've ever seen.

Pacifica: So?

Mabel: Let me put this in a way you'll understand. If you want to understand Waddles-

Pacifica: I don't.

Mabel: Than you'll need to put yourself in his position.

Pacifica: Whaaa?

Just as she said that, mabel tackled her, landing her right in the center of the puddle.

Pacifica: O-M-G-... Mabel!!!!

Just as she said that, Waddles came up to her, licking some of the mud off of her face. 

Pacifica : ....I hate pigs.