Norway: I am weak, but I am strong, I am defensless, but I have a  gun. I want to buy expensive things, but I am cheap. WHO AM I?

Denmark: Ehhhhh....

Finland: Um...Wait....no....

Sweden: ......

Iceland: I think I got it! O-oh no wait I forgot... *Goes in room*

Sealand: I KNOW, I KNOW!

Norway: What is it small pleb?

Sealand: SWITZERLAND!! :D

Norway: Correct!!!!

Switzerland: What?! HOW AM I CHEAP?
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O shet what am I doing? This table's expensive.

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Denmark: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Austria: *Shows Switzerland expensive cheese*

Tino: *Shows Switzerland his rifle*

Switzerland: AAGHHH! I AM NOT CHEAP!!!! ರ_ರ

Norway: TRIGGERED!

Denmark: TRIGGERED!

Finland: TRIGGERED!

Iceland: TRIGGERED!

Sweden: Hm...

Sealand: TRIGGERED!

Austria: TRIGGERED!

Liechtenstein: TRIGGERED!

Britain: TRIGGERED!

France: TRIGGERED! OHONHONHONHONHON!

Germany: TRIGGERED!

Miley Cyrus: TRIGGERED!

Cheap Cheese: TRIGGERED!

Admin: TRIGGERED!

Hetalia Fans: *Tackles Switzerland into a hug*