"Ooh! I dare you to call Sealand as your own in front of Sve and Finny, and see their reactions"- -Ladonia-

Why must you torture me? DX

Finland: Come on, guys it's time for lunch!

Norway: Okie! Where is my son?

Sweden: Son?

Norway: Yea, Hello. Sealand! Come to papa!

Sealand: Wh-What?

Norway: I am your father. *coo-kie*

Finland: :D *Has red aura around body* Norway, please. He is not your son. Now shut the hell up before I crack your pathetic little spine and rip off your admin's hair. ^_^ Now, who want's pastrami? 

Admin: 0_0 We have unleashed hell.

Sweden: Indeed, you have. *Holds out Norway's Diary* Let's see what Chapter 1. says.

Norway: 0_0 Plz no. Sealand, I am not your father! No one would ever want you as a sibling. You are a pathetic, lonely boy. There! Happy, Swede?! Now, please don't kill me.

Sealand: O-Okay...? ;-;

Ladonia: LOL XD That's like, the definition of Sealand!