So happycloud14 Dared me to eat a thousand chimichangas. So let's get to it. "One, two, three..."

Another 500 chimis later

"Five hundred three..., five hundred four..., five hundred five...

Another 494 changas later

"Nine hundred ninety nine..., one thousand! Done!" *Gurgling* "Uh oh!" "BLAAAUUURG! happyCloud14 I hate you. BLAAAUUURG!"