fluffypokemon Dared me to... to shoot myself in the knee then kick a girl in... in the V. With the same leg. Why Fluffy, why?!

*BANG!* "OOOOUUUUCH!" Yeah, I just shot myself in the knee. Now gotta find a girl. I look and see some girl that looks like... ANGEL?! (From the movie) Oh yeah, this will be sweet. I walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder. She turns around. "You!" "Yep me." "You're Wade's kid." "That I am." "Well I have unfinished business with your daddy." "Well he's dead." "And so are you!" She swings at me and I kick her in the V. "OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCH!", we both scream. Me, because of my shot knee and her because I decided to wear my steel toe boots today. "Why you little-" "Bye!" I teleport to the nearest hospital. A nurse asks, "Deadpool's kid?" "Yep." "You'll be fine. Get out."

Sorry if it's too long, I'm still new to this dare thing. Hope you enjoy!