Alexa_Stark dared me to lift mjolnir.

"Hey Thor? Can I borrow mjolnir?" "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If you can lift mjolnir you can keep it!" He puts mjolnir down and backs up. "Ok, I got this. I got this. One, two, three...!" My arm comes up empty. "Aww man! You win Thor. Thor?" He's standing there with his mouth open. I look up... I'm holding the hammer. "Sweet new powers." Thor starts in. "Have you killed anyone?! Have you committed adultery?! Have you sinned AT ALL?!" "No, no, and yes. Don't worry I'll give it back tomorrow." "Fine, not a scratch son of the Pool of Death ." "Got it."

The next day

I brought it back with a scratch. My skull is still regaining it's original shape.