I dare Luigi and Meowth to interrogate each other about stupid things!

Ah, Thanks @CaptianDrewBoy! LETS Go!!!

Me: *Cough* Luigi.. Meowth.. please sit down. RIGHT NOW.

Luigi: *Sits down* 

Meowth: Sure. *lays down*

Me: *Hands paper to luigi and meowth*

Meowth: *Reads paper* HAHA! THIS IS *Wheezes* HILARIOUS!

Luigi: Teehee! This is going to be fun!

Me: Alright. you guys gotta ask these questions. its okay to lie. alright! meowth! you are first!

Meowth: *smirks* Alright! Luigi! Do you... wet the bed?

Luigi: WHA-

Meowth: I  SAID DO YOU WET-

Luigi: I HEARD YOU! And.. and.. I-i.. DONT!

Meowth: uh.. hm.. sure.. * goes closer to luigi* TELL ME THE TRUTH PLUMBER!

Luigi: AH! i dont! *pushes meowth away*

Meowth: MARIO!

Mario: Hm.. Whats a going on?

Meowth: Did luigi used to wet the bed?

Mario: Hm.. Lemme think..

Luigi: *Hides* NO NO NO

Mario: Uh.. He used to.. 

Luigi: MARIO!

Mario: And im pretty sure he still does..

Luigi: MARIO!!!!! *blushes* CHERRY! MARIO AND MEOWTH ARE BULLYING ME! ;-;

Me; Okay guys! thanks mario. *hugs luigi* okay.. now luigi.. your turn!

Luigi: *sniffs* Okay... meowth.. ARE YOU AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT??

Meowth: Uh..

Luigi: SHOW ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY!

MEOWTH: I SWEAR IM NOT-

Luigi: I KNOW YOU  ILLEGALLY CROSSED THE BORDER!

Meowth: EEEEHHH!

Luigi: I KNOW YOUR SECRET!

meowth: Im not..

Luigi: * grabs meowth* well, i guess imma take you back!

meowth: NOOOOOO! IM NOT ILLEGAL!

Luigi: YES YOU ARE! SAY IT SAY IT!

Meowth; FINE! im illegal. my old trainer (check out meowths backstory from the kanto region) was an illegal immigrant from mexico. im illegal. NOW PUT ME DOWN!

Me: *sigh* well, thank you CaptianCrewBoy for that funny dare! now we know! luigi wets the bed still and meowth is an illegal immigrant! THANK YOU! Goodbye!