This is a dare from flatteringbutterfly. Caution LOTS of swearing (of ourse there is Levi is in it) -_-

I dare Levi to find a super slimy gross place and play in there for 15 hours and not bathe for 2 days. (the is one harsh dare. i like it though) 

Writer: LEVIIII!!! 

Levi: What do you want brat? Can't you see i'm buisy? 

Writer: Nope. Levi you have another dare. 

Levi: I hate you for posting this story line. 

Writer: I know. And you will hate me even more for making you do this dare. 

Levi: Dear god. What is it?

Writer: Well...you have to *explains*

Levi: WHAT!?!?! NO WAY IN FUCKING FUCK AM I DOING THAT!!!

Writer: Levi, my dear, you have to. FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FANS!! 

Levi: I hate my life. 

Writer: I know you do douche bag. Now come on, lets go find that...really dirty, slimey, and germ filled place.

Levi: *shivers* Fine just let me get some new clothes on.

Writer: O-Ok? *whatches Levi change* Holy Fuck... *nosebleeds* 

Levi: Oi. Your being a pervert again...

Writer: Excuse You Shorty!!  ><

Levi: Watch your mouth. 

Writer: *tricks tongue out* 

Levi: Lets just get this over with. 

Writer: *walks to the most dirtiest place ever* See, its all yours, Levi-san.   ^^

Levi: *hurls (like) 5000 times* 

Writer: Stop being a dick and go in already!! >_<

Levi: F-Fine! *walks to the dirty place and looks down in it* W-Writer-chan I don't think I can d-

Writer: *pushes in*

Levi: *facplants* EWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!! GGGGGEEEERRRRRMMMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!

Writer: Your welcome...

Levi: FUCK YOU!!    T^T

Writer: I mean...if you want to...  -///-

Levi: ...

Writer: *grabs a bucket out of no where*

Levi: What are you doing?!

Writer: Picks up the sediment and throws/chucks it on Levi-san 

Levi: O_o fuck *gets even more dirty* WHYYY?!??!?!

                                                               10 hours later (sponge-bob voice) 

Writer: *asleep*

Levi: *hyperventilating* *slowly going insane* 

Eren: *walks up to Levi* S-Sir?! 

Levi: EREN!!!!! *cries* I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!! I JUST HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT!!!!!

Eren: -_- Were dating Levi... 

Levi: ...oh right...

Eren: *walks to writer-chan* Writer-chan? *pokes with a sharp stick*     (Hehe stick) 

Writer: I DIDN'T DO IT!! I SWEAR LEVI ATE THE COOKIES!!!!! 

Eren: ... 

Writer: Oh, hey Eren...

Eren: Why is my baby slowly dying in a really gross place? 

Writer: Dare...

Eren: Oh ok!!  ^^ *sits down*

Writer: I actually feel bad for him. 

Eren: How long has he stayed here? And how long does he have to stay like this? 

Writer: 10 hours, and he has to stay for 15. And he can't take a shower for 2 days.  :)

Eren: O-O Damn

Writer: Ya 

                                                  15 hours later (uh...any voice i guess)  

Levi: x_x

Writer and Eren: *pulling Levi out* 

Writer: God he ways like a ton!! 

Eren: No he doesn't!!  >_<

Writer: ... 

Eren: Ok that was a lie. But still I can carry him to the HQ. 

Writer: Mk, titan boy. 

Eren: *walking back carrying his baby (Levi) bridal style back to the HQ 

Writer: *fangirling quietly*   :P

Eren: *places Levi down on the floor*    (he can't place levi on the bed cause Levi will trully die) 

Writer: Now we wait for 2 days. This is one intersting dare huh? 

Eren: *touched Levi's muddy, gross, slimy, and fucked up face* He's still beautiful to me. 

Levi: Thank you Eren. You too. *smirks* 

Eren: S-SIR!! Your awake?!?! 

Levi: I am gonna hurl again. 

Writer: *grabs bucket* Here. 

Levi: *hurls in it* 

Eren and Writer: *cringes* 

                                      2 days later (Levi has gone nuts and tried to take a shower) 

Writer: *lets go of Levi* Ok now you can go take a shower. I swear Eren he is gonna take a 20 day bath...

Eren: Same. Poor Levi-san

Writer: Yah. But he'll be better once he's finished. 

Eren: Ya, finished with you...

Writer: Eren, that sounds so weird. 

Eren: Writer-chan you are so gross!! 

Writer: I know. *smirks* 

Levi: *scrubbing vigerously at his skin* GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS!!!!!!! DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING!!!! GROSS GROSS GROSS AHHHH!!!!!!! 

Writer and Eren: Yup. He's gonne be really mad once he gets out..

That was so fun to write. Keep commenting on what should be next. The next truth or dare (dun dun duuun) I love you all, and have a great day!! BYEE