I wake with yet another Terrible Terror clinging to my faaaaaaaaccceeeee!!!!! I try to tug it off but it's permanatly stuck...well, at least for today.

I try to make a grab for a parchment on its back right leg, missing several times. 

And when I finally do I try to read it, edging it closer to my face then further from my head. I eventually make out the words:

...dare......their......deepest...secrets...

What ever the dare is; it sounds good already. 😈

So I get up, change with great difficulty and scramble outside to the fresh morning sun and waddle towards the clubhouse.

When I reach it, about half an hour later, is ramble to a chair by the table, nearly tripping over several to get to it.

"Need some help?" The familiar female voice speaks. Astrid. Why didn't I notice her and Stormfly?

"Ast! Oh my God, yes plz!!!" I reach for the table, nearly falling from my chair in the process.

"Whoa!!! Ur stuck tight aren't ya little fella?!" She says grabbing his tail and wrenching it towards herself, agonisingly the pain increases.

*half a painful day later*

Oh. My. God. 

One word:::...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

It took three (yes 3/three) Vikings to remove the little dragon from my nogin. 

It's just the end of lunch and I haven't eaten much due to the pain all over my face and head. But today, its Hiccup and Snotlout's day to clean the dishes so I can show them the dare then.

Which is: 

I dare Hiccup and Snotlout to share their deepest secrets.     From:   @httydfanfic101

A very good one might I say so myself (😉).

I enter the small room built into the vertical rock. "Hey boys!" I coo, "got somethin' for ya!" I becon, laying the parchment flat, the two come the the table where I stand, reading the short message.

When he's finished reading, his face looks broken...

 "No." 

"Snotlout! C'mon, u know we don't have a choice," Hiccup says wisely, "so what do we do HL?"

"Write down ur three deepest secrets on a parchment and give them to me. Then I will do something with them." I explain.

"Oh, okay." H says smoothly, going over to a corner and taking two pieces of paper from a pile. "Here cuz." He gives his cousin a sheet and a charcoal pencil from his pocket.

*Even later*

Mwwhahahaha! I know their deepest secrets, I know their deepest secrets!!! Hehe!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈

I drift from my evil thoughts and focus on the group sitting in the room around me. "Hey peps." They all look up from their activities (Fishlegs carving a 3D wooden Groncle, Heather admiring it, the twins prancing a bored Snotlout and Hiccup and Astrid scanning the DragonEye- hands linked).

"Who wants to here some secrets?"

Suddenly, a uproar of voices rise, clearly shouting 'yes's and 'no's from around the room.

"Okay! Calm it!!" I hush, taking the papers from my coat (see pic) and unfold them in my fingers.i watch Snotlout and Hiccup tremble at the sight of me pier at the papers.

"Who first, Snotlout or Hiccup?" I ask sneakily. "Heather?"

"Snotlout,"

"Okay." I say, "Fish?"

"Hi-Snotlout," he says, eyeing the now shaking guy.

"Alright. Ruff, Tuff?"

"Snotlout," "Hiccup," they both say at the same time. "Rly sis? Snotlout?" Tuff protects his uhhh...friend.

"C'mon bro? Hiccup? Ur just jealous."

"Oh yeah, of what?" He sneers.

"That he has a gf and u don't!" She laughs.

"No! I'm not! And anyway, ur just jealous of our man-muscles!" He gloats, trying to flex. Failing - obviously.

"Okeeeey." I say awkwardly, "Ast?"

"Hey! That's my nicknamed for her!" Hiccup says defensively.

"And so is 'M'lady', 'Asty', 'babe' and 'sweetness'." I list. "But, if u wish it." (See the Pter Pan line?) 

"Fine. But only Ast, and that's just for u girls." He glares.

"Fine whatever. So Astrid?"

"Snot,"

"Of course." I smirk, "Snotlout." He turns, "ur first deepest secret is......... ......U don't like mummies special 'Snotlout' soup she makes just for you!!" A few gasp, "no! That is just W-r-o-n-g Snotty. Uh-uh." I sigh. "But wait! Here's  no. 2! And it is...............u murdered Yakity-Yak last Snoggletog!"

The room is silent apart from Snotlout crying.

"And finally, Anottlouts last secret............he never liked any girls he filirted with; he only did it cuss he knew it annoyed them!"

Cries of sarcastic, "no!"s and "he was acting!!" And a "how I was fooled" fills the room.

"

BUT

" I yell, frustrated.

They all Tur, and sit from their now standing positions.

"Okay.." I say calmly, "Hiccup. 

1. U have had a crush on Astrid since u were four and u two bumped into each other in the woods." A few 'ahhh' sand 'aw's.

"2. Two days ago u stole Snotlout's favourite axe." I gasp.

"I prefer the term 'borrowed' thank you." He says, proudly smiling.

"Heyy!!!! I've been looking for it for EVER now!" Snotlout moans.

"3. U have always wanted a baby with Astrid. Awwww, that's nice." I end with a few whispers of 'ew' and a squeal of "AAAAAAWWWWW!!!" From Heather and me.

Meanwhile, Astrid's face blanks...stiffens...and pales into a ghost white. Suddenly, she collapses into Hiccup's arms.

"ASTRID'S FAINTED!!!" 

Is that k? A bit rushed, I admit but I'm going away again in a few days for about five days or whatever. Srry peps.

So, for that reson can u keep the dares and truths down slightly cuss I came back tdy with 24 notifications ha...ehhh...

But keep Wattpading (even if I'm not)

~HL10 🤘🏻