ok, thank you 1781TailorApprentice

"I dare Alex to adopt a goat and take it to school and teach it things. He can name the goat what he wants. Also John I need you to dress like a turtle give everyone snails. And Georges (Washington and King) neither of you are allowed to walk for 24 hours. Everyone else must carry you"

Ths is gonna be gooooood, and remember this whole Ask and Dare thing is Modern Highschool AU

Me: ALEX! GET YO ARROGANT ASS OVER HERE!

Alex: *walks in tapping furiously on phone* what

Me: Adopt a goat

Alex: WTF

Me: *shoves a goat at him* THERE YA GO! and train it, remember, the reality is a illusion, the universe is a hollogram buy gold BYEEEEEE!

Alex: really? Gravity Falls? W- GET OFF ME!

(the goat started eating his shirt)

Me: taaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin iiiiiiiiit

Alex: ok ... c'mon then ... uhh ... Billy?  *walks off and tries to train to NOT to eat everything*

Me: LAURENS! GET YO GAY ASS HERE NOW!

Laurnes: sh,shut up, im n,not gay~

Me: suuuuure

Alex: *yells in the distance* LIAR I HAVE THE LETTERS TO PROVE IT

Me: ok, put this on *hands him a turtle costume*

Laurens: what is it?

Me: just put it on

Laurens: *puts it on LIKE DONKEY KONG! im sorry....*

Laurens: This ... is ... BEAUTIFUL!

Me: ok great, now hand these out *passes him a bucket of snails*

Laurens: wha-

Me: dont question it

Laurens: oooooooooooo ... kay?

Laurens: ALEX!!!

Alex: yes dea- i mean, frrrrieeeend

Laurens: here ya go *hands him snail*

Alex: wtf

Laurens: *runs off*

Laurens: LAFFY TAFFY!!!

Lafayette: oui monami?

Laurens: HERE! *runs off after throwing Laf a snail (that lands on his head)*

Lafayette: ooooooooooh, lunch, THANKS!

(yes i know it's disgusting, be he's the only frenchman there XD)

Laurens: MULLIGAAAAAN!

Mulligan: BRRRAH BRRRAH, what yo WHAAANT WHAAAANT

Laurens: HERE HERE *mockingly I speak ELO-QUENT-LY!*

Mulligan: AAAAAAAAW A LIL SNAIL FRIEND! i shall name you Herculese Junior and you will help me with my designs!

Laurens: lol k bye

Laurerns: SCHYLAR SISTERS!

All Three: WHAT!

Laurens: *throws snails at them*

Angelica: *high pitch scream and runs*

Eliza: WTF DUDE!!?! *runs away*

AND PEGGY: nAW CUTE *picks them up* you are mine now

Laurens: *laughing and running away from the wrath of Angelica*

Laurens: Mr Washington principle father-figure sir

Washington: yea- wait, what was that?

Laurens: *sets snail on table*

Laurens: Bye sir

Washington: wa- *Laurens closes door*

Washington: *picks it up* you are now my friend, you are Dean and i will look after you like my own son *thinsk of Alex* *sniff sniff*

Laurens: *hears King sqealing at Seabury to get teh snail out of his (and I quote) 'glorious hair'*

Laurens: hehehehehehe *sneaks over to Seabury and puts a snail on his head and runs off*

Laurens: *hides behind tree snickering*

. . . 

Seabury: *highpitch squealing* *dogs start barking far away*

Laurens: *runs off* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Laurens: that was fun

Me: HAHA i know right? XD

Me: this is great TailorApprentice

Tailor: I know

Mulligan: YOU CALLED?

Me: no, I was talking to ... saaaaaaaaay *shoves Tailor to him* have you met my new friend? your both tailor apprentices ........ sooooooooooo ... CHAT!

Me: *runs off to nearest classroom*

Me: GEORGE!

*'King' George and Washington walk in*

King: Yes?

Washington: wot

Both: she was talking to me! no Me! NO ME!

Me: BOTH OF YOU!

Both: what? *glares at each other*

Me: you are not allowed to walk for 24 hours, courtesy to my good friend over there *points at Tailor and Mulligan talking*

King: oooooooh nice *falls to the ground* SEABURY!

Seabury: Yes?

King: CARRY ME!

Seabury: again?

King: *spits out imaginary coffee* WHAAAAA? HAHAHA since when do I, I do that phhhht hehehe

Seabury: -_-

Me: mkay, Washington, off

Washington: Off what?

Me: you legs!?! *author powers again*

Washington: WHAA- *faceplant*

Me and King: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: lol, ok, HAMILSQUAD WASHINGTON IS IN TROUBLE!!!!

Alex, Laurens (still in his turtle costume) Lafayette and Mulligan come rushing through the door

Alex: Is He oKaY???!!!???

Lafayette: IS PAPPA OK!?!

Mulligan: WhAt HaPpEneD??!!??

Laurens: DAD!?!

Me: lol, yeah he's fine, he can't walk around for 24 hours, sooooooo someone has to carry him

(happens at the same time V)

Alex: *raises hand eagerly* ILL DO IT!

Lafayette: I CAN

Mulligan: ME!!!!

Laurens: ILL CARRY HIM

All: *start bickering*

Washington: staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp *hides face in hands*

Hamilsquad: *stops and eagerly watches Washington (lol, such eager good lil kiddos)

Me: you all can take turns

Alex: ME FIRST!

Me: mhmm

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King got a chair thing with poles that Seabury and another one of is serva- I mean ... peers.

And the Hamilsquad carried Washington like this:

Alex – Piggy back style

Lafayette – Bridal-style

Mulligan – tailored a baby carry thing on his back

Laurnes – got a wheely chair to help Washington cheat, he wheeled his way around the school grounds, not walking ... cheater ... BUT ALLOWED! XD

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~End of Day Washington~

Washington: ok, times up, c'mon, lemme go Alex

Alex: >=T

Washington: Alex?

Alex: it hasn't been 24 hours, its only been 9 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seco- 25se- 26, 27 ... you get the point

Washington: (0).(0)

Alex: so no

Lafayette: *runs up to Alex* MY TURN MON AMIE!

Alex: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: wow, procetive of you father are you?

Alex: I'm nOT HIS SON!

Lafayette: My turn!

Alex: kay *Lets Laf take him*

Lafayette: *giggles like a girl and runs off*

Alex:  . . . WAIT! ITS AFTER SCHOOL! *charges after the french baguette*

Alex: WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?!!

Laf: umm *stops* I do not know

Laurens arrives with Mulligan

Alex: what do we do?

Wahsingotn: >=T

Washington: IM RIGHT HERE GUYS!

everyoen except Alex: sorry principle father-figure sir!

Alex:  . . .

Washington: *tries to escape lafayette's HARD ROCK LIKE LANCALOT grip*

Laf: well, we need to go home but its not been 24 hours...

Me: SO TAKE HIM HOME!!!!

Hamilsquad: *le gasp* GENIUS!

Washington: *whisper* whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me: hehehehehehehe >=D

~End of day King~

Seabury: ok, schools over ... sooooo

King: *looks up from comic book* so what?

Seabury: sooooooo ... we need to go home

King: it hasnt been 24 hours yet (he adorse his attention)

Seabury: well, Jackson left with Bill and Kyle, sooooo ist only us

King: *loosk up with a smirk* oh, alone you say ~ ❤

Seabury: *blushing* I,i need to g,get home

King: so do I, but i cant walk for another few hours

Seabury:   . . .

King: carry me

Seabury: w,what?

King: carry me home

Seabury: I, I

King: *throws himsef at Seabruy*

Seabury: AAAAH!!!

King: Home. Now

Seabury: *struggles to lift King up* nge ... okay

yeah .............