Dare
Me: Lol I totally forgot about this
Alex: hOW CoULd y0U fORGeT Ab0Ut uS
me: soz
Jefferson: nOT OK!
Me: I said I was S O R R Y
Me: I kinda accidently joined more fandoms even tho they cause me pain and suffering but I love it ASSDFJHLAHALKJLAHDGKHFALA
Me: thats 30 Fandoms now
Alex: *texting* mk
Me: I HAS A DARE!
Everyone: *appears* *groan* *dissapears*
Me: oh c'mon theyre not that bad
Washington: what about when you had the boys carry me for 24 HOURS!
Me: nooooooo, I sadi you couldnt walk for 24 hours, never told anyone to carry you >:D
Me: ok so @Mylifeas_Tessa33 has dared Alex
Alex: realy? plz just dare me to kill myself, i have 220 assignments due tomorrow and thats 8730 pages to write all up killlll meeeee
Me: first of, big mood, second no, third we need John *snaps fingers and John appears with an armfull of turtles*
John: hey
Me: ...
Alex: ...why?
John: I dont ask what you do in your spare time ... :T
Me: oooooookaaaaaaaaaaay, anyways as I was saying @Mylifeas_Tessa33 has dared you too to kiss
John: w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,whaaaaaaaaaaat
Me: *laughs evily and teleports them to empty classroom*
Alex: I dont see the biggy, we kiss all the time
Alex & John: *hears a distand AAAAAAAAAAAW shriek from me*
John: b,b,but we havent told anyone about u,us
Laf: *leans through the window* ya, we already know about ya
Alex: HoW DiD YOu d0 THaT iTS tHE fOuRTH StoRy WiNdOW!?!
Laf: Herc *then lets go, falling down and being caught by Hercules mULLIGAN!*
Alex: *mumbles*
John: what?
Alex: well I guess we should *mumble*
John: whAt
Alex: *grabs Johns shirt and pulls him down and they kiSS!*
Me: *teleports them to the hall where everyone is* HA EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM OWS ME A COOKIE!
Alex&John: *breaks apart sweating*
Me: *muffled because Im under a pile of choc chip cookies*ok that is all
Alex: *tries to take one*
Me: *suddenly outside of the pile clinging to it like a koala* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alex: *backs away*
Jefferson: DRAMATICALLY SCREAMS!
John: Did you just yell "Dramaticaly screams?"
Jefferson: yes and for good reason
Jefferson: JAMIE BOI IS NOT HEEEEEEEERE! dramaticaly sobs
Me: *whispers to John* did he just say "dramaticaly sobs" and throw himself on the rhound .... dramaticaly
John: yes
Me: ok
Alex: cause hes sick and hes rESTING FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME!
Jefferson: hES NOT SICK
Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jeffersnob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jeffersnob: what the actual fu-
Me: *clams his mouth shut* YOU KNOW WE DONT FUCKING SWEAR IN THIS HOUSHOLD BITCH
Jefferson: *looks at you like hes on the office* hypocrite
Jefferson: *pulls my hand away* why'dya change my name?
Me: whaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jefferson: *points to Jefffersnob*
Me: its not like that anymore
Jefferson: *yeets me to the nearest trashbin*
Me: *thumbs up* THanKs f0R THe LiFT HoME
Ok wow jeez that was long kinda got lost hahahahahahaaaaaa wow I actualy forgot about this lol
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