Actual picture of me and my house ^

thatsnotall has dared everyone except Alexander to kiss Angelica

Angelica: b,but Ale- *sees glares from Laurens and Eliza* mkay

Me: *uses author powers and make a kissing booth thing (like a lemonade stand in the movies)* OK EVERYONE LINE UP! ALEX GO AWAY!

Alex: whos behind the booth? John?

Me: no, Angelica, now GET

Alex:   . . . Ok

Me: OK DARE TIME!!!

Eliza: *air kiss her cheeks* hey sis

Peggy: *kisses her forehead* my turn

('cause Peggy is the smol lil sister and Angelica is always kissing HER forehead)

Lafayette: mon amie *kisses her hand like ThE GEnTeLMaN He iS*

Hercules: *cheek, kiss, RUN*

Laurens: *his lips JUST brush her cheek*

(Cause hes reserved for someone else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Angelica: can we stop now?

Me: no

Me: *everything goes red and I have a demonic voice* everyone *everything goes back to normal*

Me: ^W^

Angelica: umm ... ok? *sweats*

Burr: ngh, do I have too?

Me: *demonic shit again* yes *back to normal*

Burr: ⊙~⊙    . . .     *kisses her cheek*

Jefferson: *goes in for the lips, she turns her head and he kisses ... her ear? Lol ok then*

Madison: *cough cough* I dont want you getting sick *sneeze* so here *holds out a chocolate kiss*

Angelica: oh, ok ... thanks? *she eats it, why wouldnt she, its ChOColAtE*

Me: yeah thats allowed, its a "kiss" after all! thatsnotall didnt specify C=<   [;

Me: NEXT!

Seabury:   . . . *kisses her hand and runs off*

Me: okay, lucky last the 'king'  ...  lil Georgie

King: dont call me that

(Remember guys, this is ALL in modern highschool AU)

Me: whatever

King: w,what about Washington

Me: ew no, first, hes the PRINCIPLE/teacher second, hes like, 20 times your age

Washington: 'scuse me?

Me: hes behind me, isn't he ...

Everyone: *nods*

Me: heeeeeeey ... washingmachine *finger guns*

Washington: don't call me that, and I'm only 3 times your ages, not 20

(Modern HIGHSCHOOL au, so like, 17, 18 ... and Washington 30+)

Washington: *leaves*

Me:   . . . OK GEORGIE!!! PUCKER UP!!!

King: surly someone can takemy spot

All: NO!

King: nnnnnge, FINE

King: *stsrts leaning in*

Me: *uses author powers and summon a microphone* ok folks, hes leaning in, hes getting ready to kiss da gurl

King: *glares daggers at me*

Me: aaaand he is currently staring at me, as if willing me to die right now and- WOAH! *ducks as an actual dagger flies above where my face just was* WTF?

King: IM NOT DOING IT!!! *runs off squeeling like a girl*

Angelica: phew, thought I was nearly kissed by that moron

Me: ok, yall free to go *waves hand and the booth dissapears*

Angelica: FINALLY!!!!

All: *leave*

FYI John and Alex hugged after the traumatizing event Laurens experienced   XD XD XD

Im pretty sure that was everyone .......