Tell Eliza that your pregnant with her baby REALLY dramatically. Lolol

Hamilton: *gives Eliza a box while fake crying very well* I...I have something to tell you...*sobs into a Kleenex that has *pepper on it to make his eyes water*

Eliza: *opens the box and gasps, seeing a positive pregnancy test* What?! But you're a man!

Hamilton: *collapses onto her sobbing* It's your baby! I don't know how this happened! *sobs hysterically* 

Eliza: Ok....we'll get through this...however it happened....are you sure this isn't a prank?

Hamilton: *sobs harder, but is actually turning his laughter into fake sobs*

Eliza: I'm calling Angelica. 

Hamilton: *lifts his head looking scared* Um...Elizard? It's a prank...

Eliza: -_- Really? Really? Really?!  XD