Dear hamilton can u go up to John and say' "say if you and me are having sex who would be the top and bottom? " and wait for his response if u can

Hamilton: Laurens....Say if you and me are having *bleep*, who would be the top and bottom?

Laurens: *snickers* I'd top. Obviously.

Hamilton: I don't think that's how it works, buddy. You know I top!

Laurens: When you're drunk, maybe...but even then, you're a clueless dork...

Hamilton: Ha!