KPHD2018;"I dare Hayhay to pick out 5 songs to torture Bill with,but from her playlist!Also,I love the music on your list."

Hayhay gets the dare

Hayhay:"Oooh yeah XD" She runs up to Bill then slaps him in the face with the dare

Bill:"Mother-"

Hayhay:"FIVE songs from MY playlist,aye???"

Bill:"I will zap u until u die"

Hayhay:"Don't do that, I tell you so
Don't overdose, like no, no, no
Oh my God, what have you become?
The traces of you, no, I can't see them-"

Bill:"I wasn't kidding!"

Hayhay:"What have you become?
What have you turned to?
What have you taken?
Like someone hurt you-"

Bill:"Hayhay. . ."

Hayhay:"You drink that mixture
That S gon' hit you
No, I can't fix you
No, no!"

Bill:Zaps her arm

Hayhay:"Haha-Oooh, yeah
I ran through, yeah
I feel a change in the air tonight
I saw myself in a different light"

Bill:"ShUtDaFrIcKAUP!"

Hayhay:"(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
I never thought that it would hit this hard
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
I never thought that it would hit this hard!"

Bill:About to walk away

KPHD2018:"Oh no ya don't!"

Hayhay:"I just keep running and running and running around!
I never thought that it would hit this hard
The feeling is different instead when you wake on the ground!
I never thought that it would hit this hard
I don't know who I was in and I don't know anymore!
I never thought that it would hit this hard
In the city, we sinning, we don't ever want to come down!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!"

Bill:"Dang you,Post Malone."

Hayhay:"Only came to the club 'cause they paid us
Take this and lemme see what you made of
No sleep, little mama, we gon' stay up
Vampires on a night in Las Vegas"

Bill:"Edward Cullen is stupid"

(Edward is a vampire from 'Twilight')

Rainbow:Lights a bunch of matches and throws them at Bill

Hayhay:"Oooh, yeah
I ran through, yeah
I feel a change in the air tonight
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
I never thought that it would hit this hard
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
(Ooh, yeah, yeah)
I never thought that it would hit this hard"

Rainbow:Turns on the instramental version of the song,"Sorry,I forgot"

Hayhay:"I just keep running and running and running around!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
The feeling is different instead when you wake on the ground!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
I don't know who I was in and I don't know anymore!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
In the city, we sinning, we don't ever want to come down!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
I just keep running and running and running around!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
The feeling is different instead when you wake on the ground!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
I don't know who I was in and I don't know anymore!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!
In the city, we sinning, we don't ever want to come down!
I never thought that it would hit this hard!"

https://youtu.be/4oJZgQJ_ab8

Bill:"Is she done?"

Hayhay:"ONE SONG DOWN,4 MORE TO GOOOO!"

Bill:"MOTHER OF-"

Hayhay:" Such a lonely day

And it's mine

The most loneliest day of my life-"

Bill:"Crap,not a depressing song!!"

Hayhay:"Such a lonely day

Should be banned

It's day that I can't stand-"

Bill:"Shut up"

Hayhay:"The most loneliest day of my life!!!
The most loneliest day of my life!!!"

Bill:"Uh-huh"

Hayhay:"Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
It's day that Ill never miss
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life''

Bill:"Siiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhh"

Hayhay:"And if you go, I wanna go with you!
And if you die, I wanna die with you!"

Bill:"D'awwwwww such a shame,I wouldn't do that for youuuuu''

Hayhay:"Take your hand and walk away!!!"

Bill:"You sound like you meant that toward me"

Hayhay:"Such a lonely day

And its mine

Today I'm glad I survied"

https://youtu.be/zWrG6u6JBGU

Bill:"Woooonderful,wooonderful.Can you shut up now please?"

Hayhay:"Have you ever loved someone so much
You'd give an arm for
Not the expression, no
Literally give an arm for
When they know they're your heart
And you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her!''

Bill:"Hmmm. . . Nope"

Hayhay:"But what happens when karma
Turns right around and bites you
And everything you stand for turns on you to spite you
What happens when you become the main source of her pain
"Daddy look what I made"
"Dad's gotta go catch a plane"
"Daddy where's mommy?
I can't find mommy, where is she?"
"I don't know, go play, Hailie baby, your daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gon' write itself"
I give you one underdog, and you gotta swing by yourself"

Bill:"HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"

Hayhay:"Then turn around that song and tell her you love her

And put hands on her mother,who's a spitting image of her

That Slim Shady,yeah,baby,Shady's crazy

Shady made me but tonight Shady's rock-a-bye-baby"

Bill:"Who the hell is Slim Shady?""

Rainbow:"Your mom"

Hayhay:"And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing,
So, baby, don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing,
So, baby, don't feel no pain
Just smile back...''

Bill:"AiohjnaBHAobhnaioBNibnIAN"

Hayhay:"I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more. "Daddy, you're lying.
You always say that, you always say this is the last time
But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy, you're mine."
She's piling boxes in front of the door tryna block it
"Daddy, please, Daddy, don't leave, Daddy, no, stop it!"

Dipper:"God,Eminem needs to looks away from music and look at his family for a little bit"

Rainbow":SHHHHHHHH''

Hayhay:"Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "This'll keep you safe, Daddy, take it with you."
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These stupid walls must be talking, 'cause man I can hear 'em
They're saying, "You've got one more chance to do right, and it's tonight.
Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em 'fore it's too late."
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing-''

Hayhay & Dipper:"And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing,
So, baby, don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing,
So, baby, don't feel no pain
Just smile back.''

Hayhay:"Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy, it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding."
But, baby, we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you, Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'.
"You lied to me, Dad, and now you made Mommy sad.
And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'.
That's all I wanted, I just wanna give you this coin.
I get the point. Fine. Me and Mommy are going."
But, baby, wait.
"It's too late, Dad, you made your choice.
Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us."
That's what they want, they want you Marshall
They keep screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me?
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain, scream, "Die Shady!" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes,
The plane that I was supposed to be on crashes
And burns to ashes"

Bill:"Good Lord,that got dark really quick. I LOVE IT"

Hayhay:"That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's spring and Hailie's outside swinging,
I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her,
Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say''

Dipper & Hayhay:"And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing,
So, baby, don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing,
So, baby, don't feel no pain
Just smile back...''

https://youtu.be/MMA1BTpD0Co

Mabel & Rainbow & Will:Crying in the background,"S-SO BEAUTIFUL"

Bill:"Welp,that was the third one.Wanna call it a day?"

Hayhay:"Hailie, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
'Cause you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it"

Bill:'What's with Eminem and you guys?!"

Hayhay:"Lainie Uncle's crazy, ain't he?
Yeah, but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you"

Hayhay:"Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up as daddy, that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream"

Bill:"Bruuuuh"

Hayhay & Dipper:"Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise mama's gon' be alright"

Hayhay"It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
'Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
'Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars 'til someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurts so bad it broke your mamma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me"

Bill:"MHM"

Hayhay:"But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Lainnie were too young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
'Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, I guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Lainnie I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, mama's only gone for the moment"

Hayhay & Dipper:"Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise mama's gon' be alright
And if you ask me to
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdie's neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't F with dad"

https://youtu.be/49rraTkHFeI

Bill:"One more.No more Eminem"

Hayhay:"Play us like pawns and relentlessly confine,
Into living up to gender roles and having absent minds
Don't you think it's funny how they tell us how to live?
Don't you think it's funny how we're all delinquent kids?
Like, hush now, don't say, don't say"

Dipper:"Benny?"

Hayhay:"Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game"

Dipper:"Yup"

Hayhay:"Bounded all thoughts and corrected common sense
You're raising suicidals with your predetermined titles
Like "a mess", "distressed", "I am unimpressed", "you're excess",
"a dress is all you'll ever be".
Gender roles impose control and deceive progressive times
Welcome to the land of the broken minds''

Dipper & Hayhay:"Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game.Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word.throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game''

Hayhay:"We feign opulence just to get by
Put on false confidence just to feel alive
They can't hurt me anymore
There's nothing left to break of me
There's nothing left to take from me''

Bill:"Yaaaaaaaawn"

Hayhay:" 'Cause, baby, it's easy to fake a smile
When you've been doing it for a while
Baby, it's easy to fake a smile
When you've been doing it for a while''

Dipper & Hayhay:"Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game.Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word.throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game' "

https://youtu.be/70QMx7eLSew

Bill:"Welp,that was 5"

Hayhay:"WHO WANTS TO MAKE IT 6?!!?!?!?!?"

Bill:"NO ONE!"

Hayhay:"What about. . . Alexander Hamilton?"

Bill:"NOOOOO!!!!!"

Hayhay:"How does a bbbb, orphan, son of a wwww and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?"

Rainbow:"The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter"

Dipper:"And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter''

Mabel:"Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain"

Rev!Dip:"Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man."
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
"Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and
The world's gonna know your name. What's your name, man?"

Hamilton:"Alexander Hamilton.

My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait..."

Rev!Mabel:"When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick''

Everyone but Bill:"And Alex got better but his mother went quick. . ."

Will:"M-Moved in with a cousin, the c-cousin committed s-suicide
Left him with nothin' b-b-but ruined pride, something new inside
A voice saying, "A-Alex, you gotta fend for yourself."
H-He started retreatin' and readin' every t-treatise on the shelf"

Pacifica:"There would've been nothin' left to do
For someone less astute
He would've been dead or destitute
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on (ooh...)
The bow of a ship headed for a new land
In New York you can be a new man''

Hamilton:"In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can  be a new man
In New York you can be a new man"

Everyone but Bill:"Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton)
We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time!
Oh, Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton)
When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh''

Rev!Pac:"The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him
Another immigrant
Comin' up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed his rep
America forgot him''

Dipper & Rev!Dip":We fought with him!"

Rev!Mabel &Mabel:"Me? I died for him"

Pacifica & Rev!Pac:"Me? I trusted him' '

Hayhay & Rainbow:"Me? I loved him"

Bill:"Me?I'm the fool who shot em'!"

Hamilton:"There's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait!''

Hayhay:"What's your name,man?"

Hamilton:"ALEXANDER HAMILTON!"

https://youtu.be/VhinPd5RRJw