Charadakid123142

I dare Bill to be scared about 12 times for a month,and you guys can torture him all you want in that month. And everytime anyone says'Bill' a portal will open,and a pan or something will fall out of it and hit him. Ps,He will be most likely to kill you so if he does try to kill u,my OC will protect you

kphd2018

I dare everyone to worship Hayhay like a queen. I also gotta ask,what is your guy's sexuality??!?!? (IM STRAIGHT,JUST CURIOUS)

Hayhay:Gets the dare,"HELL YEAH,BOI!" She runs in the living room,"YA'LL FOOLS ARE WORSHIPPIN ME LIKA GODDESS TODAY BOOOOOOOOISSSS!!!!!!"

bILL:"Pfft,you're no goddess,you're just a kid that still has baby fat,and has to worship me,Bill Ciph-" he gets hit in the head with a frying pan,"WTF??!!?! WHO DARES TO HIT BILL CIPHER WITH A F-ING FRYING PAN-"Another one hits him in the head,"SHET! WHO THE HELL?!?????"

Hayhay:Dying of laughter,"Oh,and BILL,If you try to-"

Bill:"OW!!!"

Hayhay:Laughing,"I-If you back talk me,I'm going to say your name,until Dipper starts dating Waddles."

Mabel:"That wont ever happen."Scratching her head

Hayhay:"EXACTLY! AHAHAHAHAAH,Today's a good day!Come on,peasents,follow me!"She leads everyone to her room,makes them sit on the floor,she turns on her playlist,then starts dancing like this;

Bill:"What. . . the actual fu-"

Hayhay:"BILL"

Bill:Gets hit with a frying pan,that's hot this time,"AHHH!THERE GOES MY BRAIN CELLS I NEVER HAD"

Hayhay:"I didn't know you had a brain,mister. . ."

Bill:Gets a fireball ready

Charadakid's OC:"Hey,don't you dare.I have no other choice to do this,so you better stop right there."

Bill:"Mehmehmehmehmehhhh. . ."

Charadakid's OC:"Bill,Bill,BILLL!!'

Bill:"Oww!OWWW!OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW! FRICK!!"

Hayhay:"OKAY,NOW,Answer Kphd2018's Question everyone."

Bill:"Bisexual. . .I guess?"

Will:"Straight" :3

Dipper:"Okay,so this is gonna sound weird,but I'm more straight than I am BI,buuuut I still love Bill-OOPS!''

Bill:"OOOW!!!PINETREE!"

Mabel:"Sta-aaaaight!"

Rev!Mabel:"I love Gideon Gleeful,but I wanna be gay,so,"She flips her hair,"I never kissed a girl before~~~BILL!''

Bill:"MOTHER FRICKER!" Walking agressivly toward Rev!mabel

CharadaKid's OC:"Hey,I wanna beat her up as much as you do,but calm down and choke on some deer teeth"She buries him in deer teeth

Rev!Dip:"Bisexcual"

Hayhay:"What's that?''

I'll answer for her. . . STRAIGHTER THAN NOAH'S PENI-

Rainbow:"What's a secuquality?"

 . . . .She's straight too. . . . . . . . . . . . . STRAIGHTER THAN KYLE'S-

Bill:"Why does it matter?"

Hayhay:"Idk,people like to be creative with dem dares tho.OKAY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSSSSSSS,LET'S STICK WITH CHARADAKID'S DARE FOR AN ENTIER MONTH LIKE SHE SAID!! BY TORTURING BILL UNTIL HE TURNS BLUE!"

Bill:"THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAID! I-" Gets hit in the head with a frying pan,"AUUUUUUUUUUGH"

Day.1

Dipper:"Hay,B. . .,can you make some french fries?"

Bill:"Nah."

Dipper:"Why not?"

Bill:"I'm not your slave or your french made you can just tell to do this and do that''

Dipper:"You say that all the time."

Bill:"Shut up."

Dipper:"Please,Bill-OOPS!"

Bill:"AH!! OKAY,OKAY,OKAY,I WILL!!"

Day.2

Bill:Watching episode 16 of Angels of Death,"Why does Zach remind me of Jeff The KIller?!"

Hayhay:"Idk,he reminds me of Jeff too! IDK why!!"

Bill:"What-HOW IS HE DOING THAT?"

Hayhay:"Idk-Hey dreamdemondoritodude,i know something you can do."

Bill:"The episode ended! NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Hayhay:Claps at Bill,"Hey,Bill! Go examine the fridge. It's a wonderful place.''

Bill:"REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY?"

Hayhay:"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Bill:"OKAY!!!!!!!" He marches over to the fridge XD

Bill:examiting the fridge in amazment. Bill grabs a jug of milk and opens it. He looks inside,then gets hit in the face with a bunch of milk,''AHH!"

Hayhay:"I didn't even have to phisically torture him myself! He did it for me!"Crying with laughter

Day.3

Hayhay:"I,I KEEPARECARDOFTHERECAUSEINMYLIFE,IGOTTARECONIZETHEWEOPONINMYMIND,YOUTALKSHEET,BUTILOVEITEVERYTIME,ANDIREALIZE. . . Inosweetdreameh,but i is a frickofaniiiiiiight, , ,"

Bill:"You suck at singing"

Hayhay:"BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL-"

Bill:"OWW!OWW!OOW!!OWW!!OWW!!OWW!!OW!!!OWW!!!OWWWWWWWWWY!!!!"

DAY.4

Bill:Trying to murder Frosty but can't

Frosty:"BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,ILL,BILL,,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,ILL,BILL,,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,ILL,BILL,,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,ILL,BILL,,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILLBILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL,BILL!"

Bill:. . . . . .Turned into mashed potatoes

day.5

rEV!DIP:"wELCOME EVERYONE! Tonight we have a special guest that we can have fun with! Everytime we say his name,a frying pan hits him in the head! Watch!"

Bill:Tied to a chair with that weird-a$$ rope again

Rev!Dip,Rev!mabel:"BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!"

Bill:"AHH!OW!AHAOW!OWY!SHET SHET. . . SHEEEEEEET!!!!"

Rev!dip:"AND THAT'S IT FUR TUNIGHTTTTT!"

.

DAY.6

Bill:"Can we do it again pinetree?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?"

Dipper:"No! I'm busy!"

Bill:"But I'm not! So lets get down to buisness!~~" he tackles Dipper his bed

Dipper:Thinks,'shoot,if I say his name,I might get hit in the head with the pan as well! Hmmm. . ' .

Bill:Kisses Dipper,then raises back up to take his clothes off

Dipper:Smacks the HELL out of Bill,"BILL,WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU THINKING YOU SICK BASTERD!"

BIll:Gets his with a pan on the back of the head,then passes out

Dipper:Looks around for any traces of drugs or anything that can make Bill drunk,then finds about 1001 bottles of wine,ocahaul,beer,etc,"Bill,what's gotten into you?"

Dipper:wakes up

day.7

Bill:"Pinetree,I'm so dearly sorry for whatever happened last night. I got too wasted. . ."

Dipper:Smacks Bill on the face again,"YOU TRIED TO-"He makes a sercal with his fingers and sticks his other finger through it multible times,"ME. . ."

Bill:". . . . . And ya didn't want it?"

Dipper:"NO!!! I WAS BUSY THINKING ABOUT GOING ON A DATE WITH YOU,BUT NOOOOO! YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX INSTEAD LIKE A DISCUSTING ANIMAL!"

Bill:Crying now,"I-I'm sorry!"

Dipper:Smooches Bill,"Just kidding! It was a nightmare!''

Bill:"YOU STUPID-"

Charadakid's OC:"Heeeey. . ."

Bill:Sets himself on fire

Day.8

Hayhay:"Bill,come 'er."

Bill:"What now?"

Hayhay:Kisses Bill on the side of his lips

Bill:"EW!!" Wiping it off,"WTF,HAYBELL?"

Hayhay:"I AM YOUR QUEEN IN THE CHAPTER! YOU OBEY ME,SLAVE! GET BACK HERE OR OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

Bill:Whining,"Auuuuuuuuuuuugh. . ." Cuddled up to Hayhay

Hayhay:"It's okay,honey,mama's here."Sticking her toung out

Bill:"I WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE. . ."

DAY.9

Mabel:Tying Bill up,"Just an experiment while he's in the dreamscape. . ." she puts  1000 opened packs of smiledip in Bill's mouth

Bill:Comes back to earth,then looses his mind

day.10

Hayhay:"You strangled me like an addiction
You captured me like an affliction
And I will be nimble and I will be quickI will overcome all of thisThe shadows are falling they're falling, they're falling around me
The wolves are closing, they're closing, they're closing in on me''

Rainbow:"The shadows are falling they're falling, they're falling around me
The wolves are closing, they're closing, they're closing in on me
There are monsters outside and they're waitin
There are vultures in line salivatin
And though it is dark in the dead of night
I never go down without a fight.''

Bill:"The shadows are falling they're falling, they're falling around me
The wolves are closing, they're closing, they're closing in on me
The shadows are falling they're falling, they're falling around me
The wolves are closing, they're closing, they're closing in on me''

Will:"Everything changes when the sun goes down Everything changes when the sun goes down
Everything changes when the sun goes downThe shadows are falling they're falling, they're falling around me
The wolves are closing, they're closing, they're closing in on me
The shadows are falling they're falling, they're falling around me
The wolves are closing, they're closing, they're closing in on me''

Hayhay:"Bill" :3

Bill:"OOOOW!"

Day.11

Bill:Floating around the house,then he suddenly bumps into Dipper

Dipper:Dramatically covers his chest

Bill:". . . . Uhhh?"

Dipper:"STOP,DON'T TOUCH ME THERE,THIS IS,MY NONO SQUARE!" Making a square around his nipples

Bill:". . . . . . . . I didn't know you were there. . .''

Dipper:"Bill."

Bill:"OW! I THOUGHT U LOVED ME!"

Day.12

Hayhay:"I'm gonna take my ugly-a$$ horse to the broken down road,I'm gonna,cryyyy until i can't no more"

Rainbow:"HOW DARE YOU REMIX THAT SONG!!!!!! BILL"

Bill:"OW!I DID NOTHING AT ALL THAT TIME!!!!"

Day.13

Bill:"Has your dumb cat come home yet?"

Hayhay:"No."

Bill:". . . .  Do ya miss him?"

Hayhay:Nods like a little kid

Bill:"Do you love him?"

Hayhay:Nods while a tear falls  from her eye

Bill:"It's okay,he'll come home soon enough."Then he gets an idea,"Heeeey,I got an ideaaaaaaa. . . Why don't you close your eyes and turn around. . ."

Hayhay:". . . . "

Bill:"Now."

Hayhay:Shakes her head no

Bill:"Why not????"

Hayhay:Still shaking her head no

Bill:". . . . Sigh. . ." He uses his magic to close her eyes and turn her around,"Stay." Then he snaps his fingers annnnd

Hayhay:Turns around and opens her eyes,"OH GOD-AHHHHH!"Tackled bye a bunch of kittens

Bill:"Hahaha! I love mysel-"

Rainbow:"BILL!!! WTF,DUDE!"

Bill:"Ow!PAIN IS HILLARIOUS!                                  Still hurts tho."

Day.14  (Have you actually read this much? XD Go outside!!)

Hayhay:"Bill,look at dis picture" :D

Bill:". . . . . Terrible-OW! STUPID DARE!!!!!!!!"

Hayhay:"LOOK AT IT MORE!!!!''

Bill:"OKAY,OKAY,I LIKE IT!GOD!"

Day.15

Rainbow:"Hay,BB. . ." She whipers in Bill's ear

Bill:"For both me and Hayhay,cool''

Rainbow:"and meh."

Bill:Snaps his fingers and a red portal appears. 2 Different characters pop out

Zach,and Rachel!!!

Hayhay,Bill,Rainbow:Tackles both of them to the ground with hugs and kisses

Zach:"WTH,YELLOW DUDE?"

Bill:"IM GAAAAY"

Hayhay:"BILL"

Bill:"WUT? OWW!"

The frying pan also knocks out  Zach

Hayhay:". . . . .. . . . .  . . . . .  . . . . Haha. . .Hey,Rainbow. . ."

Rainbow:"Haha,yes?"

Hayhay:"You thinking what I'm thinkin?"

Rainbow:Knocks Rachel out too,"Tie both of them up. . ."

Hayhay:"And put them in a cage. . ."

Rainbow:" For the rest of their life. . ."

Hayhay,Rainbow:"GENIUS!!"

Aaaand they do just that

Day.16

Rev!Dip:"Billnithesienceguy."

Bill:"Ow! Hey!"

Rev!dip:"Woah it worked!"

Bill:"Uh,yeah it worked! If it's got Bill in it-" He gets hit by another one,"THHHHH-THEN THAT HAPPENS!!"

Rev!dip:dying of laughter

Day.17

Rev!Mabel:"Hey,gaywad,come here."

Bill:Still staring at the fridge with Rainbow

Rev!Mab:"GAYWAD!!"

Bill:Nudges Rainbow,"Dude,she wants you."

Rev!Mab:"NOT HER,YOU,BILL!"

Bill:"OW! HEY! WHAT IS IT,WHO**?!?!?!?!?"

Rev!Mab:"I just wanted to let you know,I hate your guts."

Bill:"Fake lezbian!"

Rev!DIP:"HEY,IF SHE WANTS TO BE GAY,THEN SHE'S GAY."

Bill:Grinning at them

Rev!dip:"  .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  ..  . . . . . . . .Bill:"

Bill:"SHET"

dAY.18

hAYHAY:"Hey,Bill."

Bill:"AHH! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Hayhay:"No need to yell,Bill."

Bill:"OW! Grrrrr. . ."

Hayhay:"Why you growling,Bill?"

Bill:Catches the next pan,"HAHA!" Then a bigger pan falls out and crushes him,"WOAH!"

Hayhay:"You okay,Bill?"

Bill:"OW! SHUT UP,HAYBELL!"

Hayhay:"Okay,whatever you say,Billy Bill Bill on capitol hill hill." Hopping off laughing like the demon she has inside her XD

dAY 19

Waddles:mating with Gompers

Bill:"Hehe. . ."

Mabel:'BILL,OMG,BILL,HOW DARE YOU,BILL,THIS IS SO WRONG,BILL,HOW COULD YOU,BILL,NO,BILL! WHYYYYY,BILL,WHY,BILL! AHHHAHAHAHA... AHH.. AHHHHHHH,BILLL! WHYYYYY?!?!? BILL WTF-hey,dorito crumbs!"She starts eating Bill

Day 20

Dipper:"Augh. . .I got a sore throte. . ."

Bill:"I'll make it go away~"

Dipper:"Please do,it hurts so bad-"

Bill:KIsses Dipper

Dipper:"I didn't mean like that,Bill-WOAH!''

The pan hits both Bill and Dipper and knocks Dipper out XD

Bill:"so sensitive."

DAY 21

Hayhay:"U stuped"

Bill:"Naahnat."

Hayhay:"Wut dahy is it?"

Bill:". . . . .  . . . . . . . 21?"

Hayhay:"U curect"

DAY 22

Hayhay:Playing as the white wolf in the red hoody in the video

Rainbow:Playing as the person with black hair and purple eyes in the video;

https://youtu.be/qIILMMBqgbU

Bill:Jumps in from of the white wolf and gets shot

Rainbow:"BOIUMENTALYRETATED"

Day.23

Will:"I-I made you a S-Sun flower C-Crown,Bill." He puts the crown on Bill

The next frying pan falls and crushes the flower crown on Bill's head

Bill:"Really generous,William. Jesus,this hurts so bad."

Day.24

dIPPER:"Sing me a song."

Bill:"Beet,beet,beet,beet,little heart, I hope someday you explode.  Explode into bits of blood,all dem crap everywhere like a flood. Boom,boom,boom,boom dead little heart,I'm so glad you died."

Dipper:". . . . . .  . . .  . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..  . . . . . .. . .  .. .  . ... . . . .. . . . . . Haha"

Day 25

Hayhay:"Why are you gay,Cipher?"

Bill:"Because-"

Alex Hirsh:"I never wanted him to be gay so stop writing fan fiction about him."

hAYHAY:"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP" she knocks him out and puts him in the cage with Rachel and Zach

Day 26

Dipper:"You cut my breaks
Then kiss on my face
So where are you coming from?
Can't read the signs
So I draw the line
Then you go and bend it someThe moment everything is said
Your words they bring me back again
It's so insane the things we do
In the name of love''

Bill:''My friends they say
I should run away
And change all my information
But I hold you close
So how could I go
When you are my destination?These thoughts they got me conflicted
But it's too late, now I'm addicted
It's so insane the things we do
In the name of love''

dIPPER:''Got both feet on the edge
Are you gonna come and save me?
I'll take one final step
All you have to do is make me
If you ever walk away I won't think twice
I'll go bye, bye, bye
Even though that it hurts me, baby
I'm in love with the way you hate meYou spike my drink
Then give me a wink
And pour me another cup
I'm so aware
But I still don't care
You already messed me up''

Bill:"And I know that I got a couple issues
But it's fine, keep playing with my loose screws
It's so insane the things we do
In the name of loveyou always get your way
Guess it's written in your nature
You know everything to say
Just as long as I'm in dangerBut I like when you take me under
It feels so good when I suffer
It's so insane the things we do
In the name of love''

Dipper:"Got both feet on the edge
Are you gonna come and save me?
I'll take one final step
All you have to do is make me
If you ever walk away I won't think twice
I'll go bye, bye, bye
Even though that it hurts me, baby
I'm in love with the way you hate meI know that I'm stupid, I make a mistake
And repeat it a million times
But it's better to see your familiar face
Even though it's been killing my mind''

Bill:"I know that I'm stupid, I make a mistake
And repeat it a million times
The pain and the evil it's bad for my brain
But it's beautiful here in my eyesGot both feet on the edge
Are you gonna come and save me?
I'll take one final step
All you have to do is make me
If you ever walk away I won't think twice
I'll go bye, bye, bye
'Cause even though that it hurts me, baby
I'm in love with the way you hate me''

Dipper,Bill:''I know that I'm stupid, I make a mistake
And repeat it a million times
(I'm in love with the way you hate me)
I know that I'm stupid, I make a mistake
And repeat it a million times
(I'm in love with the way you hate me)
If you ever leave me, no it ain't no lie
I'll end my life
'Cause even though that it hurts me, baby
I'm in love with the way you hate me''

Dipper:"I hate ya"

Bill:"I love ya''

Dipper:"Bill." :3

Bill:''AUGH!!"

DAY.27

Hayhay:"LETS WATCH SOME ANIMATED MEMES EVERYBOI."

Everyone but bill:"YEEEEE''

Bill:"NOOOOOOOO"

Everyone:"Bill!"

Bill:Covered in pans

Day.28

Hayhay:"Anyone wanna play Minecraft with me?"

Bill:"Nope."

Hayhay:"Frick you,Bill."

Bill:"AHHH!" a pan hits him in between the legs that time XD

Day 29

Rainbow:"Someone sing Genius with me."

Dipper:"I don't think that song is popular anymore."

BIll:"That song sucks anyway,no one likes it."

Rainbow:"Well I do,Bill and Dipper! I don't care if it is popular anymore! It is to me,and I love it,so before I force someone to sing with me,RAISE DEM HANDS"

No one

Hayhay:Rasises her hand when she comes out of the bath room.

Hayhay:"Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I'm crazy, having you on my mind
Do you think I'm helpless?
My algebra gon' equal you every time
Do you think I'm calling?
Do you think I'm calling out your name every night
Girl, I have fallen for you''

Rainbow:''What, what you say?''

Hayhay:"Oh my god, baby baby don't you see-e-e
I got everythin' you ne-e-ed
O-only a genius could love a woman like she
Oh my god, baby baby don't you see-e-e
I got everythin' you ne-e-ed
O-o-only a genius could love a woman like sheI'm a ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
He's a genius
'Cause I love a woman like you
I'm a ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
He's a genius
'Cause I love a woman like youSia''

Rainbow:"Oh!
You'll be my Einstein, my Newton, my Galileo, and my Hawking
Boy, put that pep in my step
Put your arm on my neck while I'm walking
Please understand, I have fallen for you, you''

Hayhay;''What, what you say?''

Rainbow;''Oh my god, baby baby don't you see-e-e
I got everythin' you ne-e-ed
O-only a genius could love a woman like me
Sayin' oh my god, baby baby don't you see-e-e
I got everything you ne-e-ed
O-o-only a genius could love a woman like meI'm a ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
He's a genius''

Hayhay:"Cause I love a woman like you''

Rainbow:"he's a ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
A ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius
He's a genius''

Hayhay:"Cause I love a woman like you''

Rainbow:"Oh my god
Dot the I's and cross the T's
I got everything you ne-e-ed
Well, only a genius could love a woman like me
Oh my god
You're the lock and I'm the key-e-e
I got everything you ne-e-ed
Well, only a genius could love a woman like me''

Hayhay:"Oh, oh
'Cause I love a woman like you
He's a genius
'Cause I love a woman like you''

Hayhay:"I FEEL GOOD WHEN I SING THAT."

Rainbow:"Bill"

Bill:"OW,DON'T EVEN START WITH ME!!"

Rainbow:"Okay,Bill,whatever you say,Bill,Love ya,Bill!"

Bill:"OW,OW,OW! STOP!!!!"

DAY.30

Everyone,lying on the floor like a bunch of dead fish

Hayhay:Barges in the living room and throws a role of toilet paper at Bill<"WE GOT SCENTED TOILET PAPER GUYS!!!!!"

Everyone:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! YEAAAASSSHAHAHHNAMILJAHNAILBLABIAIBNABKJMNDLBJMDBLKJDNABLIHKJADNBLDAMBD;ALJNBDLKAGJDL;JBMGDAL;JBNDEABMADL;BJNDETABHKJNGD;ALJBNDAJBNEA"

LAST DAY

Bill:"LAST DAY! HORRAY."

Hayhay:'That means we gots to go all OUT!"

Bill:"Wait,Wut?"

Dipper:Opens 50+ bags of doritos and dumps the chips all over Bill

Mabel:Tops the doritos with smiledip

Rev!dip:"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!"

Rev!mAB:"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!"

Rainbow:"I'VE GOT A GUN!" She shoots the pile,not knowing what body part she shot on Bill

Hayhay:Covers the mess with scented toilet paper

Will:Puts a new flower crown on top of the mess,"I love y-you,brother. . ."

Bill:". . . . . .. .  . . . . . . . . . . . . .  .Brooke,you shot me in the penis."

Hayhay:"WELP,ASK OR DARE US GUYS!"