Me: Chillin' in my coffin vibin to Nightcore and Daycore music (IDFK XD) Then suddenly

WA-BAM!

I get smacked in the face as hard as a mudafukin piece of paper can slap someone.

Me: "SWEET GOD!!!" I jump out of my coffin then realize I'm back in the Ask Or Dare Setting,"What in the. . . Oh god I'm back here. TAKE ME BACK TO MY VIBIN COFFIN!!"

The Coffin: Shuts by it's self,"Nah,douch, you're gonna do this for old time's sake or I'm gonna eat you."

Me:". . . Sigh-Fine. I guess I'll get ahold of the gang if they haven't forgotten me yet." I get out my phone and send a message to a group chat I started back in 2018 with Dipper,Mabel,Rev!Dip,Rev!Mabel,and Will.

My Text: 'Aye,bois you alive?'

Me: Waits 30 seconds,then I hear a ding,and check my phone.

Dipper's Text: 'Hi,Hayhay!'

My Text: ' Holy shit you're still breathing?!'

Dipper's Text: ' LMAO yeah,bud. How's it going?'

Mabel's Text:'OMG OGM OMG OGMOGMOGGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMGMOGMOGMOGMGOMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMG HIHAYHAYITHOUGHTYOUDIED'

Rev!Mab's Text:'Wrong number'

Rev!Dip's Text:' Take me off your list and burn in hell'

Bill's Text:'卄ㄖ山 ᗪㄖ 丨 ㄩ丂乇 ㄒ卄丨丂'

My Text: 'you dumbasses LMAO Get your booties over here for an old-time's-sake Ask Or Dare Chapter'

Rev!Mab's Text:'Didn't that die in like 2019?"

My Text:'Shut tf up reverse shit. Anyway I've lost my patience,get over here.'

Will's Text:'ωh⊕ gα∀ε mε α ph⊕ηε?'

Dipper's Text:'On our way'

I wait 10 minutes and the first portal I see comes from the sky and Dipper,Mabel,and Bill fall face-first on the ground

Dipper:"OOF! . . . .Heh,guess I'm a little rusty."

Bill:"Yeah,definately from the punishments I give y-"

Dipper: Smacks Bill's mouth shut,"Ahahaha. . . So,how old are you? 11? 12?"

Me:". . . . . . I'll snap your neck in 17 different places,19 times,40 different ways."

Bill:Dies laughing

Dipper:"Wait,what are you talking ab-"

Will: Falls on top of Dipper.

Rev!Mab:Falls on top of Will

Rev!Dip:Falls on top of Rev!mab

Me:"Jesus,what are you? The three retard-neers?"

Rev!Dip & Rev!Mab:"SHUT UP! WHAT'S THE NOTE SAY?"

Bill:"What's he talkin about?"

Me:"His book I think. I'ma do my digging real quick." I yeet myself into his book,searching for what he's talking about.

Bill:". . . . Aren't we missing someone?"

Dipper:"I dunno. Wait,wasn't there,like, a little kid or-"

RainbowSolo:Tackles Dipper and Mabel,"OH MY GOD,YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!''

Bill:"Oooh,right. Her."

RainbowSolo:Sneaks a middle finger behind her back towards Bill while strangling the life out of Dipper and Mabel in a hug

Bill:"Hey!!!''

Will:"Ah-haha. . . Haven't changed a bit." He giggles,holding his hands and looking at Rainbow.

RainbowSolo: Shoots her head over to him then her heart sinks down to her toes,''. . . . . . . . . .I'm juts gonna-" she passes out.

Me:"I'm back. Took me 15 minutes because it's 3;53 in the morning and I'm a slow-ass motherf-"

Bill:"Spill it,shawrty."

Me:". . . . .I'll shoot your husband-Anyway,Let's take a look."

Bill:". . .HEY WAIT-"

They all take a look

Me:"I'm betting B,D,L,M,and N."

Rev! Dip and Rev!Mab:"Same"

Rainbow:"Hmmm,B,C,L,M,and E."

Dipper:"B,C,L,M,and S."

Mabel:"Same."

Will & Bill:" A,B,C,D and F."

Me:"I think that's the only dare we got."

Rainbowsolo: "Holy crap,remember when we had a tub full of Asks and Dares?!"

Rev!Dip: "Yeah,but I doubt we can revive this story. It's so old and the fans are probably gone now."

Me: "Well aren't you just the highlight of our day?"

Rev!dip: "What the hell,kid?! Don't you DARE sass off to me! I remember when you were nice!!"

Me: "Yeah,then I grew some balls. Wanna see?"

Rev! Dip: "NO! WHAT IN THE-"

Me:Laughs my face off, "Gullible."

Rainbow:"Should I say it?"

Me: "Hmmph, I'm not sure if you'll be saying it to anyone anymore, really."

Rainbow: "Well can I just say it to be saying it?"

Me:"Heh,knock yourself out." I smile at her.

Rainbow: "Okie! Ask or dare us,guys!"

Bill:"Wait,we're not actually gonna try to revive this freak show again,are we?"

Me:"Only when I'm up for it." I laugh,"And when I can. I need to connect with people more so maybe I could revive this a little."

Bill: "But-But-But-"

Me: "Don't 'but-but-but' me,Dorito Douch. I'll do what I want. I am technically your master/god when it comes to this story."

Bill:". . . . . . .Dumbass-"

Me: Chases after him with a jug of gasoline and a lighter,"GET BACK HERE,YOU RANCH-ASS HOE!"

RainbowSolo:Giggles, "Also you can support us on YouTube,Deviant art,and TikTok."

Bill:"THEY DON'T CARE!"