phoenixshadowsong

Sooooo I dare bill to to face plant onto dippers lap and porclaim loudly "the dorito I dead!" And I dare rev dip to slap his sister

Bill:Gets the dare and reads it,"Okaaay." He walks up to Dipper,flopped on the couch. Bill sits on the couch,turns around,then face plants his face in Dipper's lap. He lifts his head up,then says,"The dorito is dead!!!" then throws his head back in the lap

Dipper:". . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .''

Hayhay:Walks in the room like a normal little jerk,then stares at BillDip,". . . . .. Bill,we got hotdogs in the fridge. . ."

Dipper:"HAYHAY!!!!!!!!! OHMY-"

Hayhay:"What? It's not like he's gonna find an gold in there anyway."

Dipper:"HAYHAY!!!! WTF!??!?!?!?!?!?!"

Hayhay:"Just letting him know. If he's reaaaaally that hungry-"

Dipper:Painfully zaps Hayhay as she runs out of the room.

Rev!Dip:Comes in the room,"Wth are y0u two doing?"

Bill:Hands him the dare,while still having his face in Dipper's lap

Rev!Dip:Reads the dare,"Oh no. That's not my job,that's Great Uncle,Ford's job!"

Bill:"Mm mmmmm mm mmmph!"

Rev!Dip:''What?"

Dipper:"He said Ya gotta do it."

Rev!Dip:"Sigh-Fine. . .Mabel,come here!"

Rev!Mab:"What is it,Mason? I'm trying to throw knifes at William!"

Rev!Dip:Smacks her,"Don't hurt my triangular toy. . . That's my frickin' job."

Rev!Mab:"Ah! I'm telling Great Uncle,Ford!" She runs through the portal to Reverse Falls

Rev!Dip:"WAIT! IT WAS A DARE!!!!!!" He chases after her

Dipper:''Ha,sissy."

Bill:"Mmm mm mmph mm mmmmphm!"

Dipper:"And remember. . ."

Bill:"Mmmmphm mm mmmmphm!"

Dipper:"The universe is a hologram!"

Bill:"Mmm mphmm!"

Dipper:"Bye!''

Bill:Lifts his head up,then hugs Dipper in a cute way.