Kphd2018:"I dare Bill to speak some weird language but he can't stop until something bad happens!''

Bill:"Mk," He grins

Rainbow walks in the room

Rainbow:"Bill,do you know where Dipper is?"

Bill:"Ut arbor pinus et ita"He looks over at the bathroom

Rainbow:"Wut?"

Dipper comes out of the bathroom

Rainbow:"There ya are!"she runs to Dipper

Bill floats up to Dipper and Rainbow

Bill:"Salve!"He waves

Dipper:"Salve."Dipper waves.

Rainbow:"Wth does that mean?"

Dipper : "I sorta know a little bit of Latin."

Bill:"Heu! Pinus arbor, mea operimentum flavit?" He zaps Dipper

Rainbow:"Gonna have to start learning Latin now"

Bill:"Ναι, αλλά θα πρέπει επίσης να μάθετε Ελληνικά!"

Rainbow:"Stop it."

Bill:"Οχι δεν μπορώ να το κάνω!''

Rainbow:"Stop it,now!"

Bill:"σταμάτα το τώρα!''

Rainbow:Pokes him over and over on his arm

Bill:"Ok,ok,I'll stop speaking that one."

Rainbow:"Which language was that?"

Bill:"Greek.''

Rainbow:"Are ya done?"

Bill:"Nan''

Rainbow:Cussing

Bill:Zaps her the painful way,"hé, la langue! Hahahaha!"

Rainbow:Stomps off

Dipper:"What are you trying to say?"

Bill:"Oh, pin, suis-moi!''Bill grabs Dipper's hand

Dipper:"Is that French?"

Bill leads Dipper outside

Bill:"Tu veux voir quelque chose de drôle?"

Dipper:"Um. . .Whatever it is,sure?"

Bill:He zaps Dipper again,"Drôle, hein?"

Dipper:"W-What?"

Bill:Sees a random cat outside hanging out with Bruce,then shoots a fireball at it,"Haha."

Dipper:"BILL,WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?" he casts a spell that puts the fire out and the cat is okay.

Bill:"我以为你认为这很有趣？"

Dipper:"Now ya sound like you're talking japanese or Chinese!"

Bill:"也许我是，也许我不是''

Dipper:"YOU'RE ANNOYING ME,BILL!"

Bill:speaks like he's got an acient,"Woah,woah,woah,Pinetree.It okay,hon'.You loose you mind!"Bill held Dipper like he was a dead body and kissed his forehead.

Dipper:"Please speak English,Bill."

Bill:"Si,si. . ."

Dipper:"Bill!!"

Bill:''Etiqueta que eres, pino!"Bill tags Dipper and runs off while Dipper chases him.

Will:''What are they d-doing?"

Rainbow:"Speakin different languages and running around"

Will:"I could p-probably translate half of w-w-w-what they're saying,

'come back,Bill!,

,gotta c-catch me first!,

,I will k-kill you,

,Y-you wouldn't hurt your b-boyfriend,would you?,

Sigh. . . '' Will sighed

Rainbow:" 'Think you can teach Hayhay and I some Spanish?"

Will:"Well,i dunno I-"

Bill accidently runs into Will then Dipper topples over him and all three f them are just an entire lightning ball of tickling zaps.

Hayhay:"What's that outside?"

Rev!Dip:"I dont kno-"

Hayhay:"No one asked you"

Rev!Mabel:"Probably storming."

Hayhay:"I hear screams. . . "

Rev!Dip:"Maybe those idiots are finally dead."

Hayhay:"BRUCE IS OUTSIDE!" She runs outside,grabs Bruce,and slams the door.

Rev!Dip:"You really care about that gross thing?"

Hayhay:"I. Will.Curse.You.And.You.Will.Die.,.Tragically.Slow . . . . ."

 Rev!Dip:"Whatever"

Rev!Mabel:"Ask or dare us,guys."

Hayhay:"AND REMEMBER. . ."

Rev!Dip:"Realities and illusion,the universe is a-"

Hayhay:"No,shut up."

REALITIES AN ILLUSION

THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM

BUY GOLD

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