Courting
TugLifeAvalor:"I dare Rev!Dip to court all the girls in Rev!Falls and Gravity Falls if he wants to show his love for Hayhay. Convence me,Rev!Dip,by using playboi powers you have,then you can kiss or do whatever you want with Hayhay,also BIll what is my nickname ?"
Rev!Dip:Gets the dare,"This should be easy"
Me:Snatches the dare,"Nope,not gonna be easy coming from you."
Rev!Dip:"Oh yeah it will,you watch and see when I force you to become my maid. Like how Will is,only he's a pet"
Will: Looks down
Rev!Dip:"WELP, I'm gonna go court some girlz" He hops in the portal to Rev!Falls
Will:Floats up to me,''H-Hayhay,I-I would b-be w-w-worried if I w-were you.. H-he can f-f-f-orce people to g-give him t-their number if he wanted.."
Me:"Pfft,trust me,forever he's gonna stay single and thats it" I ruffle Wills' hair for no reason
Bill:"And Tug,you're nickname is Thug"
Me:"Bill,that's rude."
Bill:" 'cant think of anything better?"
Me:"... Nope.."
Bill:"Then deal with it"
IN Rev!Falls~
Rev!Dip:"Okay,I gotta get every girls' number if I want Hayleigh to be mine" He starts walking around town and sees no one out. Then he sees Pacifica Southeast and walks up to her
Rev!Dip:"Hiya Pacifica. I need your number for no reason"
Rev!Pacifica:"No"
Rev!Dip:"If you don't I'll use force"
Rev!Pacifica:"Fine" she writes down her number on Rev!Dippers' arm
Rev!Dip:"Good girl"
Rev!Pacifica:"Shut up" she goes back to the Mystery Shack
Rev!Gideon:"Tell your sister,she's not with me " he leaves too
Rev!Dip:"one down,49 more to go"
Back at hooome~
Mabel,Dipper,Tug,Rainbow,and Hayhay are chatting
Dipper:"WAIT WAIT WAIT...SO IN THIS WORLD,or dimension,EVERYONE ARE KIDS AND EVERYTHING IS KIDS RELATED?!"
Me:"That's literally what I just said"
Dipper:"T-THATS CRAZY! GIVE ME PROOF,I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN"
Bill:"Already knew it"
Me:"Follow me" I go outside with Dipper and we look at the neighborhood full of nothing but kids
Me:"Seeeee,nothing but kiiiiids"
Dipper:"THIS IS CRAZY"
Me:"Yep.Just try to pretend you're 13. Cuz no one can get older than 13 here"
Mabel:"How is this posible?"
Me:"Someday I'll tell you on Youtube.Slowly but surely"
Mabel:"Cant u just tell us now?"
Me:"No. Cuz I dont wanna" :I
Rainbow:"Lets try out this Bendy And The Ink Machine Game"
Me:"Ok"
(I literally just played it and screamed when Ink Bendy jumped at me XD)
Rev!Dip hops out of the portal
Rev!Dip:"I'm covered in blood but it was all worth it!I got every girls' number in Reverse Falls!"
Me:" Go to Gravity Falls now."
Rev!Dip hops in the other portal to Gravity Falls
In Gravity Falllls~
Rev!Dip walks up to Pacfica Northwest
Rev!Dip:"Um,Pacifica,right?"
Pacifica:"Oh, hi Dipper."
Rev!Dip:"... heyyyy,anyway can I ave you number that way I can get this day done and over with?"
Pacifica:"Why do you need-"
Rev!Dip:"Dont ask"
Pacifica:"... okayyyy" she gives him his number and walks off
Rev!Dip:"Time to do the same sanario"
Back at Home~
Me:"I can't find the inkquil"
Dipper:" Did you look in the art department?"
Me:"Yes,and I cant find it"
Tug:"Look it up"
Me:"Whats' the fun in that?"
Tug:"To get it done and over with that way I can play''
Me:" ... Fine" I look up DanTDMs' game play
Rainbow:"I wanted to meet him so bad last year,but he's in the dimension where 'adults' are a thing"
Dipper:"You talk about adults like it's a bad thing"
Me:"Welcome to our dimension"
Rev!Dipper comes back
Rev!Dip:"Oh Hayhay~"
Me:Runs to the bath room to hide
Rev!Dip:"Ah, crap" The runs after me
I lock the door
Me:"GO AWAY"
Tug:"Ya gotta do whatever he wants now dude!"
Rev!Dip:"Yeah!Now open up!"
Me:I open the door,"If you hurt me,I'll hurt you back."
Dipper:"Take off your amulet to be fair"
Rev!Dip:Takes off the amulet and grabs my hand,"Ok love,what should we do first?" grins
Me:"You shooould let me go,then I should go to sleep,then you can go home,then you'll never come back here,sound good?" grins
Rev!Dip:"Let me reverse that, I wont let you go,we can go to sleep together,then I can take you home,then we'll never come back here,sound good?"
Me:"NO"
Tug:lol
Dipper:"Just go on a date or something"
Me:"HELL NO MAN"
Rev!Dip:" Language darling.Or else you'll be turned into my maid"
Me:Stays quiet all day
Rev!Dip and Hayhay go to Reverse Falls then Dipper does the outro
Dipper:"Ask or dare us guys.''
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