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Books,Books,& More Books.

This is wut happens when I'm bored and have 0 dares  :v

Me:"Bill,gimme a book"

Bill:Throws the Journal 3


2 days later

Me:"Dippa,gimme a book"

Dippa:Throws the book,'Hatchet'


2 days later

Me:"Mabel,gimme a booook''

Mabel:Throws the book,'The Hunger Games'


2 days later

Me:"Rev!Dippa,gimme a book"

Rev!Dippa:Throws the book,'Anna And The French Kiss'


2 days later

Me:"Rev!Mabes,gimme a book"

Rev!Mabes:Throws the book,'Eilza and Her Monsters'


2 days later

Me:"Willy Wonka,gimme a booooook''

Will:Hands me 'Harry Potter'

Me:"THROW IT AT ME, IDIOT"

Will:Throws the book at me


2 Days later

Me:"Brooke,Gimme a brooke-uh-book"

Rainbuh:Throws the book,'Twilight' at me


5 days later

Me:"Noah,gimme a book"

Noah:Kindly hands me 'The Hunger Games;Catching Fire'

Me:''Thank you,but next time throw it as hard as you freaking can" Smiles politly,as if I just gave Obama a cookie

Noah:"Uhh.."


2 days later

Me:"Kyle,gimme a book"

Kyle:Playing games on his phone,then sends me a story on Wattpad called,'Kid Gang'

 Me:Checks Kindle,"How'd you do that?"

Kyle:"Cause I can"


An hour later

Me:"Tony,gimme a book''

Tony:Gently hands me back my fanfiction boo-

Me:"WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?"

Tony:"B-Behind you,Haylei-"

Me:"Oh,ok.Thanks.Next time bust my head open wit-it,alright?"

Tony:"..." Nods very slowly


a week lata

Me:"Bruce,gimme a book"

Bruce:Bucks over the 'Warrior Cats' book


3 Days later

Me:Hops in a portal to Reality,''Mamaw,gimme a book"

Mamaw:Hands over the Bible

Me:"THROW IT BOI"

Mamaw:"Heaven's no! I'd go to hell for such a thing!"

Me:Grabs Bible,throws it in the air,and lets it fall on my face.


7 days later

Me:"M-Mom?Right,'that your name?"

Mom:"Yesh"

Me:"Gimme boooook"

Mom:Tosses over,'Upside Down Magic'


2 Days later

Me:"Dad,gimme book"

Dad:Hands me a monster making book

Me:"Hhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"


4 days later

Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"

Bruce:"..."

Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"

Bruce:"..."

Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"

Bruce:"..."

Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"

Bruce:"..."

Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"

Bruce:"..."

Me:"Idiot"


later

Me:"Hayley.B,Gimme book"

Hayley.B:Hands over 'Wait Till Helen Comes'

Me:"Te amo''


5 Days later

Me:"Me,gimme book"

You gimme book

Me:"nuh,gimme book"

I created-chu,chu gimme book

Me:"I can't,I'm not real!"

*Throws a dictionary at her*

Eat it 4 all I care

Me:"Naw man," She sets it aside,"Gimme book"

*Throws 'Twilight ' at her*

Me:"I already read-"

No you didn't,you just kept saying '2 days later' now read it,boi

Me:"... Ya got me" Sits down reading from page 398

Gud boy,see guys,diiiiis is wut happens when you don't ask or dare us XD

Me:"yeah,so do i-"

No one asked for you to talk,shut the frick up"

Me:Continues reading

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