Books,Books,& More Books.
This is wut happens when I'm bored and have 0 dares :v
Me:"Bill,gimme a book"
Bill:Throws the Journal 3
2 days later
Me:"Dippa,gimme a book"
Dippa:Throws the book,'Hatchet'
2 days later
Me:"Mabel,gimme a booook''
Mabel:Throws the book,'The Hunger Games'
2 days later
Me:"Rev!Dippa,gimme a book"
Rev!Dippa:Throws the book,'Anna And The French Kiss'
2 days later
Me:"Rev!Mabes,gimme a book"
Rev!Mabes:Throws the book,'Eilza and Her Monsters'
2 days later
Me:"Willy Wonka,gimme a booooook''
Will:Hands me 'Harry Potter'
Me:"THROW IT AT ME, IDIOT"
Will:Throws the book at me
2 Days later
Me:"Brooke,Gimme a brooke-uh-book"
Rainbuh:Throws the book,'Twilight' at me
5 days later
Me:"Noah,gimme a book"
Noah:Kindly hands me 'The Hunger Games;Catching Fire'
Me:''Thank you,but next time throw it as hard as you freaking can" Smiles politly,as if I just gave Obama a cookie
Noah:"Uhh.."
2 days later
Me:"Kyle,gimme a book"
Kyle:Playing games on his phone,then sends me a story on Wattpad called,'Kid Gang'
Me:Checks Kindle,"How'd you do that?"
Kyle:"Cause I can"
An hour later
Me:"Tony,gimme a book''
Tony:Gently hands me back my fanfiction boo-
Me:"WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?"
Tony:"B-Behind you,Haylei-"
Me:"Oh,ok.Thanks.Next time bust my head open wit-it,alright?"
Tony:"..." Nods very slowly
a week lata
Me:"Bruce,gimme a book"
Bruce:Bucks over the 'Warrior Cats' book
3 Days later
Me:Hops in a portal to Reality,''Mamaw,gimme a book"
Mamaw:Hands over the Bible
Me:"THROW IT BOI"
Mamaw:"Heaven's no! I'd go to hell for such a thing!"
Me:Grabs Bible,throws it in the air,and lets it fall on my face.
7 days later
Me:"M-Mom?Right,'that your name?"
Mom:"Yesh"
Me:"Gimme boooook"
Mom:Tosses over,'Upside Down Magic'
2 Days later
Me:"Dad,gimme book"
Dad:Hands me a monster making book
Me:"Hhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
4 days later
Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"
Bruce:"..."
Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"
Bruce:"..."
Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"
Bruce:"..."
Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"
Bruce:"..."
Me:"Real Bruce,gimme book"
Bruce:"..."
Me:"Idiot"
later
Me:"Hayley.B,Gimme book"
Hayley.B:Hands over 'Wait Till Helen Comes'
Me:"Te amo''
5 Days later
Me:"Me,gimme book"
You gimme book
Me:"nuh,gimme book"
I created-chu,chu gimme book
Me:"I can't,I'm not real!"
*Throws a dictionary at her*
Eat it 4 all I care
Me:"Naw man," She sets it aside,"Gimme book"
*Throws 'Twilight ' at her*
Me:"I already read-"
No you didn't,you just kept saying '2 days later' now read it,boi
Me:"... Ya got me" Sits down reading from page 398
Gud boy,see guys,diiiiis is wut happens when you don't ask or dare us XD
Me:"yeah,so do i-"
No one asked for you to talk,shut the frick up"
Me:Continues reading
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