From:Kphd2018:"HA!Anyway...I dare Bill to do the same thing,but he cant sing the same things you sung,Hayhay.And he can pick who ever he wants to sing to.MUHAHAHA" aw XD

Bill:Gets the dare,"Huh?"Reads it,"Haha..Oh I know who all I'm gonna torch-uh,sing to..."

Dipper:"Bill,what are you doing?"

Bill:Gives the dare to Dipper

Dipper:"Bill,don't you dare..."

Bill:"SOOO IT SAYS I CAN SING ANYTHING TO ANYONE SOOOO, HAYHAY COME HERE AND PINETREE,STAY HERE MY LOVE" chains Dipper to his wrist

Dipper:Wads paper up and sighs

I walk to them

Me:"Wazzuuuup"

Bill:"HEY HAYBELL "he chains me to his wrist too,"GUYS GUESS WAT"

Me:"Uh,wut?"

Bill:Looks at Dipper,"Your crule,device,your blood,like ice,"

Dipper:Face palms.

Me:"Poison?I didn't know you knew that so-''

Bill:"One look,could kill,my pain,your thrill."

Dipper:blushes

Me:Snickers

Bill:"I wanna love you but I better not touch,I wanna hold you but my sences tell me to stop"

Dipper:Says quietly"Ugh.....''

Me:Tries not to laugh

Bill:"I wanna kiss you but I want it too much,I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison!"Blushes

Dipper:Blushes,"Kiss me?!!"

Me:"Hahaha"

Bill:"You're poison runnin through my veins! You're poisooon!"

Dipper:Covers his eyes

Bill:"You're poison,I dont wanna break these chains'' tugs Dippers' chains

Me:Laughs

Bill:"Your mouth,so hot,your web,I'm caught.''

Dipper:"Please shut up...Please..." Blushes blood red

Bill:"Your face,so red,black lace,on sweat."

Me:"Bill this is so weird"

Dipper:Makes a begging face

Bill:"I wanna love you but I better not touch,I wanna hold you but my sences tell me to stop."

Me:"I think ya changed i-"

Bill:"I wanna kiss you but I want it too much,I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison!"

Me:"Yeah ya changed it."

Bill:"You're poison,you're poison runnin through my veins.You're poison,I dont wanna break these chains!" 

I cant put the lyrix up,Cuz I had to change some of it.. XD It's Called Poison tho.Old song

Dipper:Cries

Me:Hugs Dipper

Bill:"AND THAT'S IT" Looks over at Dipper,"Oh,uh..."

Dipper:"Sing something that's not so... sexual...''

Bill:''What?I needed a better way to tell ya I love ya." Hugs Dipper,"ANYWAY THAT'S NOT ALL THE SONGS I GOT FOR YA"

Me and Dipper:"Ughhhhhh"

Bill:"I thought the same things yesterday.ANYWAY..."

Dipper:''ugh.."

Bill:"This is the end of,the world you know.You thought you could save them,you thought you could be their hero,and put on a show,it's over now we both know..."

Me:"YESSSSS,STRONGER THAN YOU!"

Bill:"Those stupid books wont help you no more,they're brought to dust just like that family of yours,so here we go try to take on my army,come on lets fight,pinetree~" grins at Dipper

Dipper:Blushes

Bill:"Go ahead,try to beat me if you're able,you're no man and it makes you feel instable.You dare fight the power of my being,when I brought your town down to its knees.."

Me:"WOOO,wait huh?"

Bill:"Everything you loved,has turned to ashes.I am in control,I'll strike the matches.This world of yours is crumbling,dont you miss it? Pretty soon you'll go down with it!"

Me:"Yay.. XD"

Bill:"You think you're made,ooooof ,loooove,looooove, you're not made oooof,looove,loooove."

Dipper:"More love then you,psyco."

Bill:"I know who you are,I put you in your place,and the next time you stand up,it'll be your last today..."

Dipper:"You're gonna kill me?I thought you said you loved me?!"

Bill:"Were did all your friends go?I killed them yesterday."

Dipper:"Why'd ya ask?"

Bill:"Even you cant bring them back,and even you cant save the day!You think you're made,ooof,looove,looove.You're not made,oooof,looove,loove.You're not made,oooof,looove,LOOOVE. I am stronger than you."

Dipper:'' Great..."

https://youtu.be/GYAfXnH9PyU

Me:"What's next,Satan?"

Bill:"Legend has it,that the moss grows on,the north side of,the trees."

Me:"THE MOSS,yeet!!"

Dipper:"Why would you sing about moss?"

Bill:"Legend has it that when the rain comes down,all the worms come up to breath"

Me:"Cute"

Bill:"Well,legend has it,when the sunbeams come,all the plants eat them with their leaves."

Me:"cuter."

Bill:"Legend has it that the world spins around,on a axis twenty one degrees"

Dipper:"I'll keep that in mind."

Bill:"But have you ever heard the story of,the rabbits in the moon?"

Me:"Nope"

Bill:"Or the cow that hopped the planets?"

Dipper:"Did you change that or somethin?"

Bill:"While straddling a spoon?"

Me:"Wait that was a whole question?"

Bill:"Or she who leap the moutians,while  whistling up a toon and swapped her songs for shallows,while riding on a broom.?"

Me:"WITCH"

Bill:"Well we can all learn things,both many and a few,"Points at me"from that old hunched up woman who lived inside a shoe" points at Dipper,"Or the girl who sang by day,and at night ate tear soup."

Me and Dipper:"HEY"

Bill:Points at Rev!Mabel:"Or the woman that drank to much,then she got the brewers' droop"

Rev!Mabel:"WHAT?!!"

Bill:"Come listen,all ye fair maids,to how the moral goes,nobody knew and nobody knows"

Me:"Shorten the song bro"

Bill:"Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees,Legend has it when the rain comes down,the worms come up to breath,well legend has it when the sunbeams come the plants eat them with their leaves.Legend has it the world spins around a axis 21 degrees."

Dipper:"Awesome."

Me:"You know too much"

https://youtu.be/1cI9y6aDpgo

Bill:"GUYS GUESS WHAT"

Me:"I rather not"

Bill:"I've been diggin' wholes and pokin' Pinetree,boi I feel like a RockStar"

Me:"YAAAAAS ROCKSTAR,though,why were you digging whol-"

Bill:"Both my brothers got that gas and they always be smoking like our dead mama."

Me:"YOU HAD A MOM???"

Bill:"Messin' with me call up on a Uzi. And show up,Name them the shottas.When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrata-ta-ta"

Me:"Heck yeah."

Dipper:"So young,so dumb.''

Bill:"Ayee ayee, switch that ship to BillDip,or I'll beat you to Bon Scott" (Or,somethin like that,'Had to change it for younger peoples just incase that line is innapropreate)

Dipper:''Thank God you changed that..."

Me:"Why?I cant make out what Post even says."

Dipper:"He's not made for your age,child"

Bill:"And they ain't got on no shirt,just a bra, and I'm like,'Bruh-' "

(Again, had to change it)

Me:"Right"

Bill:"And I'm yelling,'NO BRAS' "

Me:"Good lord,Bill.Didn't know you were such a perv-"

Dipper:Covers my mouth

Bill:"hey hey hey,I've been diggin' wholes and poking pinetree,boi I feel like a rockstar." Pokes Dipper

Dipper:"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow,stop idiot"

Bill:"Both my brothers got that gas and they be smokin like our dead mama"

Me:"Who was your-"

Dipper:"Just let him finish..."

Bill:"I am done,cuz there's a 12 year old in here." XD

Dipper:"Good thinking."

(Not putting up the lyrix video,sorry.)

Readers:"WHYYYYYYY"

Bill:"One more song kids and I'm unchaining Haybell."

Me:"Can ya stop calling me Haybell? Call me Rainbow or somethin."

Bill:"Then Brooke will think I'm talking to her.So just stick with Haybell"

Dipper:''Wait you didn't say you'd unchain m-"

Bill:"You dropped me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead,but but but,then it hit me like a flash,what if Gravity Falls went away in stead?''

Me:"Aw"

Bill:"And your family is the key,to keeping you away from me,they made you blind,messed up your mind,but I can set you free!" stairs at Dipper

Dipper:"Bruh-"

Bill:"You left me and I fell apart,I punched the door and cried," Hits the wall," BAM BAM BAM"

Me:Jumps scared

Bill:"Then I found you changed my heart,and said all that truthful shi-crap inside!And so I built a wall (TRUMP XD)Tonight your town in veitnam,its garanteed they never seen,their seenyear role!"

Dipper:"School...ugh,dont remind me Bill..."

Me:"Yeah."

Bill:"I,waaas,meant to be yours,we were meeeeant to be one.Dont giiive uuup on me now.Finish whaat we've began.I waaas meaaant to be yours.So when the highschool gym goes,'BOOM' and everyone inside..'pew pew pew' "

Me:"haha''

Bill:"We'll plant this note explaining why we died!" grabs dare and burns it

Me:"Well,ok then."

Bill:"We'll watch the school fly out the door,bring marshmellows,we'll make s'mors. We can smile and hug awhile,durring the firewoooorks!"Grabs Dippers hand tightly and quickly and stairs at him

Dipper:"Uh,Bill?"

Bill:"IIII was meeeant to be yours!Weeee wereee meaaant to be one!IIII caaant taake it  alone!Fiiiniish what we've began! Youuu were meant to be miine! I am all that you need!You caaarreved it in my heart!Aaaaand just lead me to-" Kisses Dipper

https://youtu.be/LeCjKjt1I64

Dipper flinches and everyone gasped

Me:"Wooooow,ok then.Welp,Mom,sorry bout that." puts ducktape over camera in the corner of the room,"You saw nothing"

Bill unchained us and Dipper blushed and kissed back

Me:"Woooah,ok,thats..thats weird,"Covers eyes," 'K guys uh,if ya want just uh,ask or dare us and uh,yeahhhh,Im gonna go gouge my eyes out now thanks and no thanks." throws up in the bathroom.