Me: okay. This first dare is the most evil. From Pyrrhia_Falls : I dare you, Starflight-GG-Heh, to not say anything for one chapter and let Soos and Bill take over
Soos: yes!
Bill: *rubs hands together* I have ultimate power over this universe!!!
Soos: the next dare is from @RebeccaFarris : I dare Dipper to dress up like Mabel, kiss Jeff the gnome, take off the disguise, then walk away like a boss.
Dipper: OH GOD WHY
Soos: hm... I just realized something... *snaps fingers* *hot dog appears* YESH

*in the woods*

Jeff: doo dee doo, showering in squirrels
Dipper: *looks like Mabel* Hey Jeff...*wink*
Jeff: GAH! Um...like I said...this is normal...for gnomes...
Dipper: *as Mabel* *kisses Jeff*
Jeff: Gahey...zumbwha? Gluip min icki mzalp
Dipper: *throws off costume* *puts on sunglasses* *walks away*
Bill: WE HAVE ANOTHER DARE FROM Glaceon-lucario :
Dipper, go on a date with Wendy
Mabel, go on a date with Bill
Grunkle Stan: if you could date one male in the universe, who would it be?
Soos: yeah Mr. Pines, who would it be?
Stan: Um...
Soos: spill it!
Stan: ZANE FROM 1 DIRECTION
Me: I know I'm not supposed to say anything but BWAHAHAHA HA HA HA ha haaaaa
Dipper: *in tux* Wendy, you ready for our date?
Wendy: um...yeah?
Mabel: I'm not gonna enjoy this
Bill: neither am I
Mabel: let's just go watch a non romantic movie just so this doesn't seem like a date
Bill: okie OH WAIT I HAVE POWERS OVER THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW
Me: you still have to answer to the dares
Bill: poop

*Dipper and Wendy's date*
Dipper: WHY DID I WEAR A TUXEDO TO MCDONALDS
Pacifica: *watching from window with voodoo doll of Wendy and the fourth journal PLOT TWIST* *looks in journal* revenge will be mine!

*Bill and Mabel's date*
*watching movie so everything is quiet*

Me: I HAVE CONTROL OVER REALITY AGAIN!!! *revokes Bill and Soos' power*