Me: first off: a truth from @Murderer-Love
Cupcakes or cakes?
Soos: cakes, because they're bigger
Bill: cupcakes, because they're small and insignificant like humans, and you can consume more than one at a time, like humans
Dipper: cupcakes
Mabel: cupcAkeS
Wendy: cakes
Pacifica: cakes
Stan: cupcakes, because you can sell 1 for 5$ and people always by 10
Me: I like cake, and on to the first dare from KitKat4165 : I dare Bill to tell us his darkest secret
Bill: no
Me: spill it
Bill: fine *takes deep breath*

SECRETLY I AM IN LOVE WITH A MILK CARTON THAT I DREW A FACE ON WITH A MARKER
Nicole: I must kill the carton
Me: you go ahead as we go on to the next dare from @Murderer-Love : I dare Dipper to dance like a girl while 'Only girl in the world' by Rihanna is playing
Dipper: why would you do this to me
Me: you have to do it. A dares a dare
Dipper: *sigh* okay *starts doing ballet badly*
Me: *turns on the music*
Mabel and Pacifica: GO DIPPER GO GO DIPPER GO
Me: aaaaand DONE
Dipper: thank goodness
Me: thats all for now, see you next time on...

ASK OR DARE GRAVITY FALLS