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xX_Fluttershout_Xx2: Hey guys, since we all kinda hate Afton and im a demon, Can I do a satanic ritual to send him to the deepest part of hell where Lucifer, the gosh darn Demon god, can deal with Afton? :3
Afton: Anything for you $exy mama!
Bonnet: And this would be the perfect moment to test S A T A N ' S power! Sorry, Fluttershout, but we'll take it from here :D
S A T A N: m e o w
Bonnet: Okay S A T A N, make a demonic circle
S A T A N: *communicates to her through brainwaves* I need certain things before I can make a demonic circle, so I'll need you to get them for me
Bonnet: Okay S A T A N! Tell me what the ingredients are!
Afton: *thinking* Is she talking to herself? :T
S A T A N: *communicates to her through brainwaves* Okay Bonnet, these are the ingredients:
90 Gigabytes of hentai
ur mom
One LOL dispenser
Onceler x Greedler fanart
Bonnet: Should be easy enough! Stay here Afton! S A T A N, watch him! *runs out of room*
S A T A N: *head does a 180 and looks at Afton*
Afton: :'D
Bonnet: Okay... First I had to get.. *shudders* 90 gigabytes of hentai... O ~~ O I can probably find that in Afton's closet *approaches Afton's closet and peeks inside*
Afton's closet: *has anime all over it, but most important a new body pillow of Fluttershout*
Bonnet: Ewwwwwww *reaches in for 90 gb of hentai and touches something wet* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *falls into 90 gb of hentai* Oh, it's right here! Time to erase that former moment from my memory... Hehe... *takes the hentai and goes to get the next thing*
Bon Bon: Hey Bonnet! Look at this meme *pronounces it meh meh* I found! *shows it to her and it says ur mom*
Bonnet: Ah, thanks Bon Bon!
Bon Bon: *laughing so hard he's crying* No prob Bonnet-
Bonnet: *punches the computer and somehow grabs the meme from out of the screen*
Bon Bon: WHat was that for?!?
Bonnet: You'll understand soon! :3
Bon Bon: But why did you break my computer! URGH I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW-
Bonnet: *kisses him on the cheek*
Bon Bon: o///////o
Bonnet: *giggles and goes to find the next ingredient*
One hour later
Bonnet: Oh my G O S H I can't find a LOL dispenser, so I'll just find some Onceler x Greedler fanart >:c *sighs* What is "Onceler x Greedler" Anyways? *looks it up on Bon Bon's shattered computer and sees it*
Eggs Benedict: *walks past* Dayum Bonnet, didn't know you were into literally the same dude loving himself, that's pretty heckin kinky
Bonnet: wAIT, THAT GUY PINNIN HIM DOWN IS THE SAME GUY? GROSS!
Eggs Benedict: Respecc other people's ships!
Bonnet: Why, do YOU ship it?
Eggs Benedict: *quiet for a sec* I'm not answering that *leaves room*
Bonnet: *rolls eyes and takes the Onceler x Greedler fanart out of computer and goes back to S A T A N and Afton* I'm back guys!
*The whole room is on fire and S A T A N is floating with red eyes while Afton is trying to escape using a tricycle*
Bonnet: Um... I got almost all of the ingredients
S A T A N: *communicates to her using brainwaves* I can start it now, but it won't work unless I get the other ingredient *starts the ritual using the items*
*The middle of the Satanic circle is a hole of flames and fire leading down to Hell*
Afton: HEHEHEH, now Fluttershout will love me!
Bonnet: I still can't find a LOL dispenser :(
LolBit: Hey Bonnet! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bonnet: *narrows eyes and smirks*
LolBit: ?
Bonnet: *pushes LolBit in*
LolBit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLololoLolololOlOllllll..........
S A T A N: *communicates to her using brainwaves* Good job Bonnet, now the ritual can start! :D
Bonnet: :D
Afton: *teleports above the flaming hole ;)* YESSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS!
S A T A N: mrow *drops him in*
Afton: WEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *is engulfed in flames*
*S A T A N and Bonnet peer over the edge*
Bonnet: ....
S A T A N: ....
Bonnet: This was not as satisfying as I wanted it to be ;__;
S A T A N: *communicates to her using brainwaves* Agreed
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