katzgamergirl says: I dare sans to break up with ketchup and marry lolbit on lolbits Friday night live

LolBit: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

Sans: *comes through a portal without ketchup for once* Hey kiddos....

LolBit: What's wrong Sans?

Sans: Ketchup and I are going through some hard times... She was cheating on me and was seeing... MUSTARD!

Piano: DUN DUN DUN

LolBit: That's terrible! I'm so sorry that happened Sansie... *Hugs him*

Sans: *blushes slightly* Ya know kid, I've been kinda mean to you and for some plutonic reason that is probably for the purpose of this dare book, I've been meaning to tell you something...

LolBit: *thinking: This is the moment!!* Yeah?

Sans: *gets down on one knee* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE *pointing to her knee high socks*

LolBit: ;___;

Sans: Haha, just kidding my homie. Will you marry me? *pulls out an onion ring ring*

LolBit: Y-yes!

Shrek: *bursts through wall* Me and donkey are getting married too. Can we switch our rings?

*the ring Shrek has is a beautiful pair that matches Sans and LolBit*

LolBit and Sans: YES!

Shrek: *gives them the rings* Are we invited to the wedding?

Sans: *finger guns* You know it

Shrek: Good. *Takes the onion ring, turns into a rocket, and flies through the window*

LolBit: So what is out wedding theme?

Sans: Whatever you want Lolzie~

LolBit: Hehe... Well, what about a nice outdoor wedding with fairy lights and cute stuff?

Sans: Sure

LolBit: Yay! I'll get all the stuff ready! *zooms out of the room and comes back in with a truck full of stuff and unloads it on Sans*

Sans: aAH-*buried in stuff*

LolBit: *sets everything up in the blink of an eye outside* Does it look good Sans?

Sans: *rubs spine and awkwardly laughs* haha, yeah

LolBit: Now we need to get out wedding outfits, and invite people!

Sans: Oh yeah, you're right

LolBit: I'm gonna go grab my besties and let them help me pick an outfit! Is it okay if you start inviting people?

Sans: Yep. Right after I get my tux

LolBit: I can't wait! But don't forget to invite Shrek and Donkey-

Sans: *not listening while looking at his phone* yeah yeah, I know

LolBit: *rolls eyes* You better know Sansieeeee

Sans: You can count on me *winks*

LolBit: Okie! *leaves*

Funtime Foxy: *brushing her fur and humming*

LolBit: Funtime Foxy!

Funtime Foxy: *startled and falls over onto ground* Oh, hey LolBit!

LolBit: I'm getting married to Sans! I need your help to find a wedding outfit-

Funtime Foxy: Just a sec *grabs a glass of water and takes a chug*

LolBit: ?

Funtime Foxy: *spits it out* WHAAAAT?

LolBit: I know right, I'm finally gonna be with my one true love!

Funtime Foxy: I'm happy for you, but you know Sans fangirls are gonna kill ya, right?

LolBit: Sans will protect me! Anyways *grabs her arm* Come with me! *they go to the main room where all the gals are hangin*

LolBit: Who wants to help me pick a-

Bonnet: ME!

LolBit: Wedding... Outfit...

Bonnet: ME!

LolBit: Haha, okay

Baby: I wanna come too! Congratulations by the way!

Ballora: I mean... I GUESS I'll come

LolBit: Thanks guys! Now let's goooooo!

*they all go to wedding store*

A guy: Hey, I'm guessing that you are the lucky lady getting married today! *points to LolBit* What dress are you looking for?

LolBit: *scratches neck* I actually was looking for a tux... Hehe....

A guy: Understandable. Have a great day *the wedding store explodes but LolBit magically has a tuxedo*

LolBit: EEEEEEEEEEEH I love it!

*switch to Sans' POV*

Sans: *forgets to invite Shrek and Donkey to the wedding but is wearing his tux* Finally invited everyone

*Time skip to the wedding*

Sans: *standing at front*

*His men-maids are Papyrus and his au counterparts*

*LolBit's bridesmaids are Funtime Foxy, Baby, and Bonnet*

Ballora: Still don't understand why I'M not up there!

Eggs Benedict: Can I tell ya something Ballora?

Ballora: WHAT

Eggs Benedict: You are kind of a huge b*tch

Ballora: F*ck you Eggs- Oh wow I am a b*tch

Eggs Benedict: *shrugs and goes to play the wedding song on piano*

LolBit: *walks down aisle*

*The smell of onions fills the room*

Ennard: Wtf

Shrek: *breaks through the window* I thought you said we were invited TO THE WEDDING!

Sans: Crap

Donkey: *walks through the door and kicks everyone in the face*

LolBit: *walks up to Sans*

Sans: hehe....

LolBit: Sanssssss!

Sans: Sorry...

LolBit: awwwww, I can't stay mad at youuuuu *kisses him*

Everyone: WOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW

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Could you tell I got lazy at the end?