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xX_Fluttershout_Xx2 says: Also I gotta dare for FNAF sister location sqaud. Them cooking a meal for Gordan Ramsey ._.
Gordon Ramsay: *appears* wHeRFe ThE fUcK iS tHe LaMb SaUce
Baby: Lamb Sauce?
Gordon Ramsay: l a m b s a u c e
Baby: ?
LolBit: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE, TO LOLBIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIVEEEEEEEEE!
(I was writing this last Friday)
Eggs Benedict: I would say it isn't Friday, but it is so-
LolBit: Finally!
Eggs Benedict: It's not night or live so-
LolBit: *throws a chair at him* sHuT uP
Ennard: Sooo, I'm guessing we are making a meal for Gordon?
Gordon Ramsay: don't forget the l a m b s a u c e
Ennard: Ooookaaayyyy...
LolBit: I will not be cooking, since I am the host! Now, I will divide you guys into three groups! And since there are only ten of you, the Author's OC 13 will be joining us today, along with Twilight Sparkle (for Afton)
13: *appears* Where am I?
Twilight Sparkle: Huh? This isn't Ponyville!
Group one: Eggs Benedict, Ennard, Baby, 13
Group two: Bonnet, Bon Bon, Funtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy
Group three: Ballora, Yendo, Afton, Twilight Sparkle
Afton: hHHHhhh tWiLiGht!1!!
Twilight Sparkle: U-um... Who are you?
Afton: Your new senpai...
Twilight Sparkle: AHHHHHHHH!
Eggs Benedict and Ennard: *looks 13 up and down* Interesting
13: *gulps*
Baby: Nice to meet you!
13: *smiles* Nice to meet you too I guess
Bonnet: oooH the lovers are in a group together!
LolBit: Quiet down everyone! I'll give you all a few moments to figure out what you want to make
Bon Bon: Hmmm..
Funtime Foxy: I'm good at baking!
Funtime Freddy: I-I'm not good at anything...
Funtime Foxy: Don't worry Freddy! I'll teach ya how to bake with me :)
Bonnet: And since this challenge should be easy as pie, why don't we make a pie?
Bon Bon: Good idea!
Eggs Benedict: Fuck I have no ideas
13: Hmmm... Do you two have any ideas?
Baby: No, sadly
Ennard: I don't care
13: *looks at Eggs Benedict* I think I have an idea...
Ballora: I still can't believe I'm in a group with the worst people in the whole crew!
Twilight Sparkle: I don't even know why I'm here!
Afton: So I can suckle at your neck~
Twilight Sparkle: HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP
LolBit: Alright guys *snaps fingers and cooking arena appears* START COOKING!
Ballora: GOSH DARNIT *throws Twilight Sparkle in an oven*
Twilight Sparkle: AHhahAHhAHAAHahAHAHAAahAHAHahahHA
Afton: TWILIGHT NOOOOOOOOO
Yendo: I love beheading videos
*The Lovers are baking perfectly*
13: I'M PANICKING I'M PANICKING-
Eggs Benedict: OH GOD IT HURTS *his literal egg head is being cooked on a huge frying pan*
13: I'M SORRYyyyYYy
Ennard: HmmmMMMmmmmM
Baby: Oh no! EGGS!
Eggs Benedict: HELLPPPPP
Shrek: *bursts through wall* it will all be ogre soon
13: Yeah, Eggs. You should've checked yourself before you shrek'd yourself
Eggs Benedict: Well-- OWW! Shrek-- OUCH may be-- oOF! Love, but you-- OOWOOWOWOW! Are life-- SCREAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA
13: .___.
Eggs Benedict: Oh GiVe Me A bReAk!
13: IT WASN'T EVEN A PUN!
LolBit: FIVE MORE MINUTES
Brandon Rogers/Kathy: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIMEEEEEE
Funtime Foxy: Okay.. Since Bonnet, Bon Bon, and I have done almost everything, why don't you add the toppings Funtime Freddy?
Funtime Freddy: I-I don't know how though!
Funtime Foxy: I believe in you!
Funtime Freddy: *smiles weakly and puts whipped cream on it, and a strawberry* T-there!
Bonnet: Looks great!
Bon Bon: Yeah! Good job Funtime Freddy
Funtime Freddy: You guYYYSYSsSssS!!!!!
Ballora: RARARRARARARRARARRA I HATE YOU GUYS
Yendo: I already hate myself
Ballora: WELL FORK YOU
13: *quickly finishes the literal Eggs Benedict* ENNARD, BABY, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING
Baby: *puts an edible flower on it* :D
Ennard: *spits on it*
Eggs Benedict: Ennard wtf
Ennard: *winks* It's lambsauce
LolBit: AND TIME IS UP!
Gordon Ramsay: BORK BORK
*Everyone sets up their food*
Gordon Ramsay: *looks at the charred Twilight Sparkle* ...
Ballora: *sweats*
Gordon Ramsay: Lamb sauce?
Ballora: ?
Afton: MY TWILIGHTTTTTTttTTttT
Yendo: My soul
Twilight Sparkle: X ____ x
Gordon Ramsay: I don't smell any L A M B S A U C E!!! AND IT'S R A W
Ballora: Uh oh...
Gordon Ramsay: *throws them in a huge oven*
Them: AHHAHAHahHAHahHHAhHAHAHaHAAhaHAHahahhahahHAHAHahhaA
Funtime Foxy: *gulps*
Funtime Freddy: W-why are you gulping? We're gonna win this thing!
Funtime Foxy: I... I forgot the lamb sauce...
Funtime Freddy: :0
13: *puts lamb sauce on Eggs Benedict*
Gordon Ramsay: *glides over to The Lovers* Lamb sauce?
Bon Bon: *sighs* No-
Bonnet: What he was meaning to say was, No, but we put a lot of heart into this. We hope you enjoy!
Gordon Ramsay: *squints* That's a h e a l t h v i o l a t i o n
Bonnet: Not literally, figuratively!
Gordon Ramsay: Whatever *eats the pie* This is actually good. Still though, points taken off for no lamb sauce
Funtime Foxy: Awww...
Gordon Ramsay: *flies over to Eggs Benedict, Ennard, 13, and Baby* Lamb sauce?\
13: *nods nervously* Y-yes, actually!
Gordon Ramsay: AUTOMATIC WIN
The Lovers: WHAT?!
Gordon Ramsay: LAMB SAUCE EQUALS AN AUTOMATIC WIN!
Eggs Benedict: The pain was worth it
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