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xX_Fluttershout_Xx2 says: Also I gotta dare for FNAF sister location sqaud. Them cooking a meal for Gordan Ramsey ._.

Gordon Ramsay: *appears* wHeRFe ThE fUcK iS tHe LaMb SaUce

Baby: Lamb Sauce?

Gordon Ramsay: l a m b s a u c e

Baby: ?

LolBit: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE, TO LOLBIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIVEEEEEEEEE!

(I was writing this last Friday)

Eggs Benedict: I would say it isn't Friday, but it is so-

LolBit: Finally!

Eggs Benedict: It's not night or live so-

LolBit: *throws a chair at him* sHuT uP

Ennard: Sooo, I'm guessing we are making a meal for Gordon?

Gordon Ramsay: don't forget the l a m b s a u c e

Ennard: Ooookaaayyyy...

LolBit: I will not be cooking, since I am the host! Now, I will divide you guys into three groups! And since there are only ten of you, the Author's OC 13 will be joining us today, along with Twilight Sparkle (for Afton)

13: *appears* Where am I?

Twilight Sparkle: Huh? This isn't Ponyville!

Group one: Eggs Benedict, Ennard, Baby, 13

Group two: Bonnet, Bon Bon, Funtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy

Group three: Ballora, Yendo, Afton, Twilight Sparkle

Afton: hHHHhhh tWiLiGht!1!!

Twilight Sparkle: U-um... Who are you?

Afton: Your new senpai...

Twilight Sparkle: AHHHHHHHH!

Eggs Benedict and Ennard: *looks 13 up and down* Interesting

13: *gulps*

Baby: Nice to meet you!

13: *smiles* Nice to meet you too I guess

Bonnet: oooH the lovers are in a group together!

LolBit: Quiet down everyone! I'll give you all a few moments to figure out what you want to make

Bon Bon: Hmmm..

Funtime Foxy: I'm good at baking!

Funtime Freddy: I-I'm not good at anything...

Funtime Foxy: Don't worry Freddy! I'll teach ya how to bake with me :)

Bonnet: And since this challenge should be easy as pie, why don't we make a pie?

Bon Bon: Good idea!

Eggs Benedict: Fuck I have no ideas

13: Hmmm... Do you two have any ideas?

Baby: No, sadly

Ennard: I don't care

13: *looks at Eggs Benedict* I think I have an idea...

Ballora: I still can't believe I'm in a group with the worst people in the whole crew!

Twilight Sparkle: I don't even know why I'm here!

Afton: So I can suckle at your neck~

Twilight Sparkle: HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP

LolBit: Alright guys *snaps fingers and cooking arena appears* START COOKING!

Ballora: GOSH DARNIT *throws Twilight Sparkle in an oven*

Twilight Sparkle: AHhahAHhAHAAHahAHAHAAahAHAHahahHA

Afton: TWILIGHT NOOOOOOOOO

Yendo: I love beheading videos

*The Lovers are baking perfectly*

13: I'M PANICKING I'M PANICKING-

Eggs Benedict: OH GOD IT HURTS *his literal egg head is being cooked on a huge frying pan*

13: I'M SORRYyyyYYy

Ennard: HmmmMMMmmmmM

Baby: Oh no! EGGS!

Eggs Benedict: HELLPPPPP

Shrek: *bursts through wall* it will all be ogre soon

13: Yeah, Eggs. You should've checked yourself before you shrek'd yourself

Eggs Benedict: Well-- OWW! Shrek-- OUCH may be-- oOF! Love, but you-- OOWOOWOWOW! Are life-- SCREAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

13: .___.

Eggs Benedict: Oh GiVe Me A bReAk!

13: IT WASN'T EVEN A PUN!

LolBit: FIVE MORE MINUTES

Brandon Rogers/Kathy: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIMEEEEEE

Funtime Foxy: Okay.. Since Bonnet, Bon Bon, and I have done almost everything, why don't you add the toppings Funtime Freddy?

Funtime Freddy: I-I don't know how though!

Funtime Foxy: I believe in you!

Funtime Freddy: *smiles weakly and puts whipped cream on it, and a strawberry* T-there!

Bonnet: Looks great!

Bon Bon: Yeah! Good job Funtime Freddy

Funtime Freddy: You guYYYSYSsSssS!!!!!

Ballora: RARARRARARARRARARRA I HATE YOU GUYS

Yendo: I already hate myself

Ballora: WELL FORK YOU

13: *quickly finishes the literal Eggs Benedict* ENNARD, BABY, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING

Baby: *puts an edible flower on it* :D

Ennard: *spits on it*

Eggs Benedict: Ennard wtf

Ennard: *winks* It's lambsauce

LolBit: AND TIME IS UP!

Gordon Ramsay: BORK BORK

*Everyone sets up their food*

Gordon Ramsay: *looks at the charred Twilight Sparkle* ...

Ballora: *sweats*

Gordon Ramsay: Lamb sauce?

Ballora: ?

Afton: MY TWILIGHTTTTTTttTTttT

Yendo: My soul

Twilight Sparkle: X ____ x

Gordon Ramsay: I don't smell any L A M B S A U C E!!! AND IT'S R A W

Ballora: Uh oh...

Gordon Ramsay: *throws them in a huge oven*

Them: AHHAHAHahHAHahHHAhHAHAHaHAAhaHAHahahhahahHAHAHahhaA

Funtime Foxy: *gulps*

Funtime Freddy: W-why are you gulping? We're gonna win this thing!

Funtime Foxy: I... I forgot the lamb sauce...

Funtime Freddy: :0

13: *puts lamb sauce on Eggs Benedict*

Gordon Ramsay: *glides over to The Lovers* Lamb sauce?

Bon Bon: *sighs* No-

Bonnet: What he was meaning to say was, No, but we put a lot of heart into this. We hope you enjoy!

Gordon Ramsay: *squints* That's a h e a l t h v i o l a t i o n

Bonnet: Not literally, figuratively!

Gordon Ramsay: Whatever *eats the pie* This is actually good. Still though, points taken off for no lamb sauce

Funtime Foxy: Awww...

Gordon Ramsay: *flies over to Eggs Benedict, Ennard, 13, and Baby* Lamb sauce?\

13: *nods nervously* Y-yes, actually!

Gordon Ramsay: AUTOMATIC WIN

The Lovers: WHAT?!

Gordon Ramsay: LAMB SAUCE EQUALS AN AUTOMATIC WIN!

Eggs Benedict: The pain was worth it

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