HoodieHorace: I dare Freddy to judge everyone in the facility No lying, just pure truth

Funtime Freddy: Oh god! I can't have all of my secret thoughts about my dumb friends be revealed! *covers mouth* DID I JUST SAY THAT?!

Author Chan: Looks to me like you've got the same thing as that stupid kid from the stupid commercial from the stupid movie I keep seeing called Blurt

Jace or whatever the heck his name is: BLURT

Author Chan: FAEN DEG *shoots him with a rocket launcher*

Jace or whatever the heck his name is: BLUUUUUUUURRRRTTTT *blasts off*

*everyone teleports in a straight line to Funtime Freddy and Ennard is STILL sitting in his red leather chair*

Baby: Ooh! Looks like I'm first! Tell me EVERYTHING you think about me

Funtime Freddy: oh no- WELL YOURE A REALLY NICE PERSON BUT SOMETIMES YOU ARE JUST TOO NICE AND IT COMES OFF AS ANNOYING TO ME

Baby: ;-;

Ballora: Oh whoop-dee-doo, I'm next

Funtime Freddy: nOoOo- BALLORA SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE A REAL KNOW IT ALL AND ITS REALLY FRUSTRATING BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS JUST HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN EVERY WAY. ALS YOUR DANCING ISNT THAT GOOD NO OFFENSE

Ballora: YOU LITTLE-

Eggs Benedict: oh me next okay

Funtime Freddy: EGGS THERES REALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU ALSO I LIKE YOUR HEAD IT SUITS YOU

Eggs Benedict: oH

Ennard: *reading the newspaper and still sitting down in his chair*

Funtime Freddy: YOU ACT LIKE AN OLD ANGRY MAN WHOS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILER

Ennard: eh *his chair grows a thruster and he flies away*

Bonnet: ME NEXT! HEEHEHEHE~

Funtime Freddy: oh no!-YOU ARE ACTUALLY REALLY SCARY LIKE WHAT THE HECK WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Bonnet: *turns into a giant monster version of herself* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??

Bon Bon: Oh gosh.. I'm next..

Funtime Freddy: YO BON BON YOU MY HOME SLICE

Bon Bon: Oh cool!

Yendo: *listening to emo music*

Funtime Freddy: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST CHARACTER IN THIS WHOLE DARE BOOK

Yendo: *a single tear falls down his face but his expression doesn't change*

LolBit: LOOOOOOOOL

Yendo: YOURE PRETTY COOL BUT DAAAAYYYUUUUMMMM GIRL YOU NEED TO GET OVER SANS ALSO STOP BEING SO LOUD

LolBit: LOOOOOOL OKAY

Funtime Foxy: Looks like I'm the last one.. *smiles weakly*

Funtime Freddy: *blushes* FUNTIME FOXY.... I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU THERE ARE NO FLAWS EXCEPT ONE THING. LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF, YOURE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE AND MAKEUP ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK FAKE OKAY?

Funtime Foxy: You know what? You're right! *wipes her concealer, fake eyelashes, mascara, and other makeup shiz off her face*

Funtime Freddy: :')

Afton: LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME

Author Chan: And me but not like I really matter

Funtime Freddy: AFTON I HATE YOU AND YOU SHOULD DIE

Afton: ;-;

Funtime Freddy: AND AUTHOR CHAN YOU ARE SO STUBBORN AND UGLY AND ANTI SOCIAL AND ANNOYING AND UGLY WAIT DID I ALREADY SAY UGLY? AND UGLY

Author Chan: *thumbs up and a wink* THATS ME ALRIGHT

Funtime Freddy: that's actually really sad