So KiraNaberrie asked me to make a book about random stuff and write about the most embarrassing thing I've done... so I can kill two birds with one stone, (not it's a muggle saying they use...guess they like killing birds...) I decided to write about one of the most random (and a bit embarrassing) thing I've done! Enjoy!

Me: *walking around this town* *thinking* Draco is hungry, where are all the apples?!

As I walked through the crowd, someone jostled me. "Mangos! Get your fresh mango here!"

"N-no thank you!" I told the muggle hoping to slip away. "I-I uh...have to buy...to buy..." I quickly scanned my eyes around, looking for an escape. As I looked around, something drew me to the crowd, and I smiled triumphantly. "A goat! Yes, I have to buy a goat, so I don't have enough money for your mangos..."

The seller looked at me confused as if people buying goats wasn't quite common around here. This is confusing because really, I know from those storybooks muggles have, that this is a common occurrence. So as you can imagine, I was utterly thrown by the look on the seller's face. The mango man shrugged and said, "Riiiighttt...seems legit," and walked off. I don't know what this "legit" is, or if it's slang for something, but I took it as a cue to leave.

As I left, I was getting curious about the goats. Come on, you know you won't buy him. They're just a goat-OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY LOOK EEEEEEK I NEED A GOAT RIGHT NOW!  Up close, they were even cuter than from far away...NO! I'M NOT BUYING A GOAT!

I quickly turned away, before I heard a soft bleah from one of them. Turning around, I spotted one all alone, in the corner, with big eyes. "Aww," I cooed, crouching down. "What's your name, little guy?" I glanced at the collar he wore, and it said 'Billy.' "Hi Billy, I'm Astoria! I'd take you home, but I can't." Billy just stared up at me with deep and soulful eyes. "NO. Billy, don't look at me like that..." Billy continued crunching on his grass and staring up at me. 

"Baaaaaa," Billy said when he was done chewing. It was the most adorable thing I've ever heard.

"Screw it," I muttered under my breath.

10 minutes later:

Me: "Draco? I'm home!" 

Draco: "Good, did you get any apples?"

Me: "...Well, I didn't have enough muggle money for them..."

Draco: *coming downstairs* "Just how expensive are apples?"

Me: 

Me: "Very expensive. They are so expensive!"

Draco: "Probably because of their delicious taste, and their beautiful gleam..." *sighs happily, lost in his apple daydreams*

Me: *laughs nervously* "I'll just go upstairs now..."

Draco: *glances at me suspiciously* "wait, what's behind your back?"

Me: "Uhh...nothing at all haha!"

Billy: Uh, exCUSE ME? I'm a fabulous creature, and I do not deserve this treatment! *struts out from behind me* "Mehhhh"

Draco: "BLOODY HELL! ASTORIA WHY IS THERE A GOAT IN OUR HOUSE?!" 

Me: "Well, I saw him, and he looked so alone and lost, and..."

Draco: "WE DON'T NEED A GOAT WE NEED FOOD!"

Scorpius: //I think he was 8 or 9// *comes in* "Hey, I'm hungry! Dad-WOAH IS THAT A GOAT?!" *looks with wide eyes toward the creature* 

Draco: "...Yes. But Tori, why the fu-"

Me: *angry mom mode* "LANGUAGE! SCORPIUS IS HERE!" 

Draco: "Uhh...why the flower do we still have him?"

House elf: "Yo, Draco? Astoria? We don't have any food left, I hope you brought some.."

Me: "Scorpius, what have you been teaching the house-elves?"

Draco: "NO FOOD?!"

Scorpius: "I'm hungry!"

Everyone except Scorpius: *slowly turns toward the goat* "I guess..."

Scorpius: *Catches on* "nO. No one touches the goat!" *wraps arms around the goat* "HE'S MINE."

Billy: "Meh?"

Scorpius: "sHH."

Scorpius: "I'll protect you, Billy. I'll protect you..."

Billy: "Meh mEH MEH!"

The End

//...What did I just write? Tbh, I should probably just delete this//