ARE YOU BLEEPING KIDDING ME?! I WROTE OUT AN ENTIRE THING BUT DELETED IT UGHHHHHH

So I have been getting questions for another react to scorose. So I fixed this!

So here's a suspicious incident that happened one day, and I thought you all might be curious to see this...

Me: "Scorpius! Why do you take so long with your hair now?! I swear, you're almost like your father!"

Scorpius: "NO REASON!"

Me: "Wait...do you like someone? Do you have a crush?"

Scorpius: *blushes super red* "Uhh...no!"

Me: *sits down* "Scorp, who is it?"

Him: "...It's complicated."

Me: "Alright, well, if you ever want to talk, I'm here!"

Scorpius: "You'd love them mum! With their beautiful eyes and..."*stares dreamily in the distance*

Me:  *stands up* "Alright, I'll leave you to your daydreams, or...gaydreams..." *smirks* "Whichever one it is..." *ruffles his just made perfect hair*

Scorpius:  *look of utter terror*

//No I didn't make this as an excuse to say gaydreams, what makes you think that?//

Anyway, I'm happy as long as Scorpius is happy, no matter what!

Also, it has come to my attention that people believe this. THIS IS NOT TRUE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MEME: