Alright, so Ginny_Weasley8 asked me to hex Bellatrix, and I have to admit, her reaction was very surprising...

Ginny: *appears out of nowhere* "Hey Tori!" *slides toward me*

Me: "Oh, hey Ginny!" *looks confused* "Wait when did you come-what-how did-?"

Ginny: "Oh that doesn't matter! I have a dare for you, and I know you can't refuse because Hermione told me! So I'm going to take advantage of this while I can!" *grins evily*

Me: *looking disturbed* "O-okay..."

Ginny: "I dare you to hex Bellatrix!"

 Me: "Wait-what?! How?! I'm nowhere near Azkaban!" // I know she's not in Azkaban, but I'm going to pretend she is for this//

Me: "Ginny?!" *looks around* "Where did she go?" *looks nervously* "Okay, she is starting to freak me out...WHAT THE-!" *has somehow been teleported inside of Azkaban* "Ok then..."

Bellatrix: "Why hello there..." *voice floats around the deserted area*

Me: "W-where are you?! Where are the dementors?!" *looks around wildly* *clutches wand tighter* 

Bellatrix: *laughs* "The dementors don't come here! We have...a deal..." *laughs creepily* *echos over the room* "They don't affect me anymore, because my happiness died with him..." *snarls and screams loudly* "IT DIED WITH HIM!!!" *starts laughing maniacally again*

Me:  *is seriously creeped out* "Whatever Bellatrix! I have to hex you!"

Bellatrix: *starts speaking, but voice echos all over* "But where am I?"

Me: "Lumos!" *light shines and illuminates a corpse* "AHHHHHH!"

Bellatrix: *starts laughing* "I see you found my husband..."

Me: *looks around* "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Bellatrix: *whispers* "Nox."

Me: *is cursing Ginny in my head* "LUMOS!"

Bellatrix: "Nox! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...I can play this allllll day...after all, you are just like Cissy's brat!" *snarls the last part out*

Me: "DO NOT INSULT DRACO!" *realizes something* "Wait...you don't have a wand...then how are you able to cast spells? Unless...but that will wear you out!" 

Bellatrix: "Why don't you share what you're thinking with me, hmm? Unless it's about Cissy's brat! Oh my dark lord, he was SO annoying. Such a weakling, couldn't even kill Dumbledore himself! My only regret is that I wasn't able to kill him..."

Me: *seeing red* "HOW DARE YOU! CRUCIO!" 

Bellatrix: *screams in pain then laughs* "AHAHAHAHAHAAAA...YOU CALL THAT A UNFORGIVABLE CURSE?! EVEN WITH YOUR LUCKY AIM YOU FAIL TO TORTURE! JUST LIKE YOUR HORRID FERRET!"

Me: "LUMOS!" *sees her* "My name is Astoria Greengrass. You gave my husband the dark mark. PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

Bellatrix: *is scratching her face* "I AM SO SORRY MY LORD!!! I TRIED TO KILL THEM ALL, I REALLY TRIED MY LORD!!!" 

Me: "Uhh...Rictusempra?" *casts the tickling curse*

Bellatrix: *starts laughing while crying*

Me: "I'm...just going to go away now..." *magically disappears and reappears at Hogwarts*

Me: "...Well that was interesting!"

Me: "Yup sure was me!"

Me: "Thank you other me!" *thinking* Though how did she do half the stuff she did? She shouldn't be able to tell the dementors to go away...oh well! Best not to dwell on that odd thing I just witnessed...

Ginny: *suddenly appears* "Sooooo...how was it?"

Me: "WHY YOU LITTLE-!" *lunges at her*

(The rest has been censored to ensure that you have a nice PG experience. We thank you for your  cooperation, have a nice day! Wait...it's not a "we" anymore is it? Because I fired you Carl! Hahaha, yeah!)

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...OK I REALLY NEED A NEW HELPER...

YOU THERE! WHATS YOUR NAME!

Vanessa: *looks disturbed* "Uhh...Vanessa?"

Me: "GREAT I LIKE THAT NAME YOU ARE HIRED!"

THE END!