Hermione_knowitall dared me to tell everyone I'm actually an apple.

Well, I'm really pi-mad that she said that, because Draco, as usual, acted immature...(Though I can't deny he's smooth)

It went a little like this: 

Hermione. "I dare you to tell everyone you are secretly an apple!"

Me: "Wh-what?! No way-*groans in pain as the spell kicks in*" 

Hermione: *grins evilly* "You don't have to..."

Me: *still groaning in pain* "//FORK// you Hermione..."

Hermione: *laughs manically* "Go on!"

Me: *sighs* "Fine..." *starts telling everyone until I reach Draco*

Hermione: *notices me pausing* "Go on, tell Draco, he's the last person..."

Me: *hesitates* "Hermione...I don't think this is a good idea..."

Hermione: "I disagree...I think it's a great idea!" *rubs hands together*

Me: *gulps* *calls out* "H-hey Draco?"

Draco: *turns around smirking* //Siriusly, why are you always smirking?!// "Yes Tori?"

Me: "Uh..I'm a...um...apple?" *winces*

Draco: *smirks even wider* //I don't know how it's possible, but...// "Oh, really?" *leans closer and whispers in my ear* "Then it's a good thing that I like eating apples..." 

Me:

Me: "Haha? I don't-OH MY-WHAT THE-I-" *starts spluttering* *grabs wand and aims it at him*

Draco: *eyes widen* *runs behind Hermione* "Help..."

Hermione: *has somehow magically conjured tea* *sips it* "Nah, you're on your own..."

END WITHOUT CREDITS

WAIT

YOU THERE 

ARE YOU KAI?

Kai: "Uhh....yes?"

Me: "GREAT YOU'RE HIRED!"

ACTUAL END

TEEHEE