Hermione_knowitall asked me to react to drapple. Here we are!

Me: "Hermione...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS SHIP?!"

No. Just no. Mere words cannot describe my distaste for this ship. I will not lose Draco to a apple.

*marches toward Draco*

Draco: *smiles* "Hey Tori! What's up-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Me: *grabs his apple* "SAY YOUR PRAYERS APPLE!!!"

Draco: *slow mo* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Me: *throws it to ground* *stomps all over it* *smashes it to pieces*

Draco: *slowly falls to his knees* "NOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS!" *sighs dramatically* "I-I'm so sorry that you are gone. I never had the chance to fully experience you, but y-you seemed like an amazing person. But the saddest thing of all is that you-you didn't get to say goodbye. You didn't get to enjoy your time on earth, and I am broken apart because of-of this." *sniffles* *wipes away tears* "I-I could have saved you. But I just stood there, paralyzed, paralyzed like a coward! I could have shoved you out of the way, and faced Tori's wrath, but you...you got the full force of it.  While you were alive, I-I cherished your dearly. And now in death, I cherish you more. In my heart is a hole that will never be filled, and that hole? T-that hole is for you. It shatters my heart to lose you, b-but I didn't let you go entirely. Because I know a part of you is still here, and watching over me." *starts crying*

Me: *is speechless* "That-that was beautiful! BUT ITS JUST AN APPLE!!!"

Draco: *continues crying* 

Me: *whispers under breath* "I guess an apple means more to you than me. Goodbye Draco." *turns around and leaves with tears forming*

Draco: "WAIT!" *grabs me* "I wasn't serious!" *hugs me*

Me: *hugs back*

Hermione: *sips tea* "My plan worked perfectly MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Ron: *slowly inches away* "Are you SURE you are not a slytherin?"

Hermione: *grins at the camera and winks* 

CUE END CREDITS

...Carl? *ahem* I said CUE END CREDITS!

*silence* CARL! UGHHHHH THATS IT YOU ARE FIRED!

Ok actual end!