sandinmytoes dared me to call Annie ugly. Oml here goes

Me: *walks up to Annie*

Annie: *turns around and stares at me* What do you want?

Me: *deeply inhales* AYE, BITCH YOU BE UGLY AS FUCK WITH YOUR BIG ASS NOSE BE LOOKING LIKE SQUIDWARD. AND YOUR FAKE ASS WEAVE ON YOUR DUMBASS HEAD, BITCH.

Annie: *death glare*

Me: *Nervous smile*

Annie: Bitch, you better fucking run.

Me: *runs away*

Annie: *runs after me* I DO NOT HAVE A BIG NOSE AND I DONT WEAR JEAN HAIR.

Me: *hides behind Mikasa*

Mikasa: Aye. Leave the coconut alone

Annie: *groans and walks away*

Me: <(‾︶‾)>