Eren_Jeager_Brat dared me to tell Erwin I'm pregnant... At least we are married XD

*walks over to Erwin and sits on his lap* can I tell you a secret?

Erwin: *sets his pen down and pulls me closer nuzzling my neck* I'm all ears

Me: w-well I haven't been feeling very well lately and I think I might be.......pregnant.

Erwin: you...what?

Me: I'm pregnant you ass.

Erwin: *his eyes get wide before he chuckles* yes and some day I will have normal eyebrows.

Me: *laughs and covers my mouth trying to pout*

Erwin: Honey *he rests his hand on my inner thigh* that's not possible...*his face lights up and he stands before setting me in his chair* I'll be back.

*time skip*

Hanji: hey Armin come 'ere a sec.

Me: *walks up to her* yes?

Hanji: well about 45 minutes ago Erwin ran into my office. He said and I quote, "I must impregnate Armin" and started running around my lab.

Me: He didn't.

Hanji: oh but he did I swear if I seem half as mad to you guys as he was I'd feed myself to a titan. What the hell brought that on anyway?

Me: ...........I told him I was pregnant...wait you didn't Give him anything did you!?!?

Hanji: just a shot in the ass. He's asleep on my floor. We can't risk having a soldier be practically useless because they are pregnant. Our job is hard enough with every able bodied person running missions.

Me: *sighs in relief* thank god. * I start walking away*

Hanji: oh and Armin.

*stop and looks at Hanji*

Hanji: no more jokes.

*I nod quickly and run back to Erwin's room*

*sooooo uh ^ this Lol See ya soon oh yeah Comment/vote if you liked it. Armout*