MayumiArakawa

(-ArthurKirkland, The_United_Kingdom_)

*grabs a Sharpie and draws several lines above each eyebrow*

'Ello wankers! I'm the bloody United Kingdom! I like to say bloody a lot, because I know how much it annoys France!

*strokes eyebrows majestically*

I have the hottest eyebrows! And, not to mention, my imaginary friends are probably the reason why I have no sanity left! Oi, don't judge me, you git.

Want a scone? They are made with 100% real poiso- ingredients! I'll give you some of my *great* tea, if you want. Just please don't dump it in the harbour!

My magic is also definitely real! I tried to make myself more attractive once with a magic spell, but instead it gave me more eyebrows!

*deep breath*

That was fun, right! Feel free to give me more suggestions to do more amazing impersonations!