@Breezepath - 'I have two questions if that is quite alright. Number one, do you think that calling people a "wanker" is gentlemanly?'

Oh, er... I never really thought about that...

But in a way, it is if you're addressing bloody idiots, don't you think? You're just directly letting them know that they're retarded!

That's technically an act of kindness since you're being honest rather than pretending that they're NOT morons, don't you think??