JanjaHyena2

Moskva - Hm...? Is that like... King Midas's Touch? How can I do this...?

Travis - No, its more like cooties. You touch a moldy, rotten piece of cheese, and then touch someone else.

Moskva - Ew... okay...

*Moskva goes to the fridge and finds a package of Swiss which has gone bad many months prior, but gone unnoticed. She lifts it with her paw, and deposits it in the trash.*

Moskva - That's enough of that...

*She then goes to the living room, where Jan is sleeping on the couch. She carefully reaches out to poke the sleeping Umbreon on the nose, but just as she is about to touch, Jan opens her mouth and yawns, sucking the Espeon's paw in and clamping her jaw back down on it.*

Moskva - Owww! Yuck...

*Jan opens an eye and looks at Moskva drowsily, the Espeon's paw in her jaws. Moskva blushes slightly, and Jan gives a soft purr, before pulling Moskva's tasty paw further in and going back to sleep.*

Moskva - Ayaaa, mierda! I'll be stuck here til tomorrow... oh well...