Travis - Hello, and welcome to 

ASK

OR

DARE

5(?)th edition!

Jan - In new abridged format!

Travis - VERY yes. Now... 

from Lucariolover1000

Travis - Mah Nol-

Asimo - MAH Nol, I think you mean...

Travis - Indeed. But he is mah bebe.

Asimo - Well... ye...

Travis - Anyway, he asked which robot loves Carter the most. 

Jan - The robots in your list of characters don't all exist yet...

Travis - True... so the robots that do exist are...

Krak.java, the big Leafeon bot

Warsz.java, the smol Jolteon bot

Otta.java, the Glaceon bot

Isu.java, the Giant [REDACTED] Umbreon bot

Jason.json, the six inch tall virus in a Vaporeon bot

Travis - And they all love their mechanic, Carter, the Steam Punk Braixen, very much.

*The robots are suddenly before you, for your viewing pleasure.*

Krak - How... how did we get here?

Isu - Hey! 

Jason - Srpksisdf!! Nooooo!

Otta - Calm down...

*Otta gently hugs the tiny Jason, and he relaxes.*

Travis - Nol has a question for you!

Krak - Nol... alright.

Travis - Which of you likes Carter the most?

All of the robots at once - Its me, of course!

*They stare at each other with narrow eyes.*

Krak - Now, now. We all know its-

Jason - GLORISOU CARTER MY MAKEER!!!!

Isu - It is ME I love him he is mine.

Otta - You all remember what happened last time we had conflict over who loved Carter the most.

Warsz - not good times...

Otta - So we should vote on who loves Carter most instead. And no one can vote for themselves.

Krak - Reasonable. And we will continue to eliminate candidates until there is only one.

*They proceed to vote as follows.*

Round 1 - Krak - 1, Warsz - 2, Isu - 2

Round 2 - Warsz - 3, Isu - 2

Otta - I suppose Warsz.java loves him most.

Warsz - Yey!

Travis - That seems like enough for one chapter. G'NIGHT

*the end*

*of the chapter*

*not the story*

*did you think I would only do one chapter?*

*you thought wrong*

*yeet*