Ok. 

Question.

How.

THE FUCK.

Am I number 8 in the Ask Me Anything category!?

I AM MUCH CONFUSION!!! 

I'M NOT EVEN GOOD!! 

-questioning everything he thought was real-

I AM SO MUCH CONFUZZLEMENT, IT'S N0T EvEN fuNnY!!!

HEEEEEEELP MEEEEE!!! 

IF I REACH  NUMBER ONE, I MIGHT JUST FUCKING DIE!!!

YOU ARE ALL TOO SWEET!!!

-deep breaths-

Ok...

Existential crisis over....

That said, please get this book to #1. 

I will be eternally greatful.

Ask or dare me...