Me: "Hello boy's n' girls! Welcome to the Paper Mario Ask n' Dare! Let's meet our peeps! Mario"

Mario does the classic thumbs up.

Me: "Luigi!"

Luigi: "Oh Yeah! Hi everybody!"

Me: "Peach!"

Peach: "Hello everyone."

Me: "Bowser!"

Bowser: "The Koopa King has arrived! This thing just became 10 time better already."

Peach: "Hello...Bowser."

Me: "Let's continue! Bowser Jr.!"

B Jr: "Yeah! Hi papa!"

Bowser: "Sup son."

Me: "Bobby!"

Bobby: "Hello Ma'am, everyone"

Me: "Olivia!"

Olivia: "Hi! I'm really glad to be here!"

Me: "And now our other guests! Starting with: Colored Pencils!"

C.P: "*Sigh* Why do you have to be with these Phillistines. They don't respect Moi's fine art!"

Me: "Reasons. Rubber Band!" Rubber band being the Drama queen she is has the grandest enterance in the world.

R.B: "Hello darlings. The Superstar is here!"

Olivia: "Oh gosh..."

Me: "Hole Punch"

H.P: "Yo, yo! Let's get this thing grooving up in here!"

Me: "Tape!"

Tape: "Looks like I stuck's ere' now."

Olivia: "Stop complaining!"

Peach: "You should be glad your participating in such an event."

Tape: "Oi shat up! I' talkin' ere'"

Me: "Scissors!"

Scissors: "Ha! These pathetic flat beings will not win this time! They shall be sliced like the paper thin beings they are!!!!"

Me: "Please don't. Anyway Stapler!"

Stapler: *Barks in exitment* "Yay!"

Me: "And Olly!"

King Olly: "Greetings"

Bowser: "Fantastic, purple drama queen is here"

Olly: "Like you're any better turtle soup"

Me: "Oi let's stop! Now introducing the crew! My co-host Kamek!"

Kamek waves unamused.

Me: "Crimson! Our head toad in first aid!"

Crimson: "Hello there everyone! Please don't make the dares to dangerous...i'm don't want harm"

Me: "Cobalt! Our lead shy guy punisher!"

Cobalt: "If anyone dares chicken out, they'll sure be sorry!"

Crimson: "Please don't go to intense!"

Cobalt: "No promises"

Me: "Gold! Our head Para-troopa Chef!"

Gold: "I shall cook ze finest of dishez"

Me: "Pine! Our Koopa environmentalist!"

Pine: "I shall make sure every dare is environment safe!"

Me: "And Violet! Our Goomba support!"

Violet: "Go! You can do it! Did I do good?"

Me: "Mhm, now give them crap to do!"