Me: Hello people of the internet.

Anti: Why the fook am i here?

Me: *holds cookie in hoof* here.

Anti: *snacthes cookie* ok as long as i get cookies ill stay here.

Dark: Well guess bullshit is actually real. *watchs fifty shades of grey*

Mark: Wow...

Sean: I WANT SOME IRISH BEER!

Me: *sighs* Just ask us some questions and dare us. You get the idea...